A few more....?!
Question: A few more!.!.!.!.!?
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched
backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor!. "One
thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows
when to stop!."
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There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a
bar!. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION
ALL" and farts loudly!.
The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at
the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my
wife!."
The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn!."
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After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red or
green!. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop!.
Finally they find one and ask him: "Please, officcccer, could you tell us
if the moon is red or green!?"
The cop looks up and asks back: "The left or the right one!?"
______________________________________!.!.!.
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor!. "One
thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows
when to stop!."
_____________________________
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a
bar!. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION
ALL" and farts loudly!.
The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at
the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my
wife!."
The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn!."
______________________________________!.!.!.
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red or
green!. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop!.
Finally they find one and ask him: "Please, officcccer, could you tell us
if the moon is red or green!?"
The cop looks up and asks back: "The left or the right one!?"
______________________________________!.!.!.
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
he he das funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is obvious, your spending to much time in bars!. ~%)~Www@Enter-QA@Com
okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the fart one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
yea i like the second one too - its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com