My Last Joke for Today - What you get for being Honest (joke)?!
Question: My Last Joke for Today - What you get for being Honest (joke)!?
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven!. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven"!.
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her"!. So St!. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce!.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her!." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven!.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot"!. He gets a scooter!.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying!.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car!?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her"!. So St!. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce!.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her!." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven!.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot"!. He gets a scooter!.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying!.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car!?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO!. wow thats my fave joke for today!. that would probably be my dad and step mom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. The gifts seems to be getting less and less expensive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I feel the disappointment!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awsome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMFG!! hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
= )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg
lol
my sides hurt now
hahahahahhaahWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
my sides hurt now
hahahahahhaahWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.I loved it! Thank you so much for sharing this joke, it defiantly made my day!! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, the wife cheated on him! that was like a soap opera! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
verry old oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i ont get it!. did the wife lie!?Www@Enter-QA@Com