Make me Feel like a real woman? (joke)?!
Question: Make me Feel like a real woman!? (joke)!?
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm!. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning!.
One woman in particular loses it!. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane!. "I'm too young to die!" She wails!.
She rips off her clothes and yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN!?"
For a moment there is silence!. Everyone has forgotten their own peril!. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane!.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane!. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes!. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt !.!.!.one button at a time!.
No one moves!.
He removes his shirt!.
Muscles ripple across his chest!.
She gasps!.
He whispers !.!.!. "Here! Iron this!.!. and get me something to eat!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One woman in particular loses it!. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane!. "I'm too young to die!" She wails!.
She rips off her clothes and yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN!?"
For a moment there is silence!. Everyone has forgotten their own peril!. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane!.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane!. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes!. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt !.!.!.one button at a time!.
No one moves!.
He removes his shirt!.
Muscles ripple across his chest!.
She gasps!.
He whispers !.!.!. "Here! Iron this!.!. and get me something to eat!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha hilarious!.[thanx 4 the laugh my dog just died 2 days ago and these jokes are making me feel better so once again thanx ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
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STAREDWww@Enter-QA@Com
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soooooo funny
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soooooo funny
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LOL that was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! that's funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!
that is so mean!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is so mean!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg thast is so sexist
but it was kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
but it was kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
nice one
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha funny
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