The Angry Genie (joke)?!
Question: The Angry Genie (joke)!?
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp!. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger!. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp!.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes!. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss!."
So the man agreed and made his first wish!. "I want lots of money", he said!. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account!.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars!. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car!.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied!.!.!. "I've always wanted to donate a kidney!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes!. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss!."
So the man agreed and made his first wish!. "I want lots of money", he said!. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account!.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars!. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car!.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied!.!.!. "I've always wanted to donate a kidney!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
20/10 OMG this was so funny! So does the guy get his boss's cars and money too!? LMAO too funny have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha!.
Star 'fo you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star 'fo you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA LOVE ITWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hilarious
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLZ!.!.!.!.this is hilarious!.!.!.!.
the last wish is simply gr8!.!.!.!.
definite star!.!.!.~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last wish is simply gr8!.!.!.!.
definite star!.!.!.~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
roflmao that was hilarious!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This deserves so many more stars =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! theres a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny! LOL! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funnier than the bear and rabbit jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love your jokes
this one was awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
this one was awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats cool man third wish is fantasticWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was goood!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think i would have done the same thing to my boss!.!.!.!.hahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.cool jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL really good!. heh heh heh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
star! i loved it!.!.!. i'll be using that in the future!Www@Enter-QA@Com