Can any 1 help me wit jokes i can only think of 3?!
Question: Can any 1 help me wit jokes i can only think of 3!?
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Did you hear about the budgie that took viragra his owner got pissed with him so he put him in the frezer!. Couple of houres later he thought i had better check the budgie, He opened the frezer and the budgie is in the corner swetting!. The owner said how can you be swetting in the frezer!. He lookes at him and said have you ever tried to get frozen chicken legs apart!.
whats the diff betwen pink and purple!? the grip
how do newzelenders pratice safe sex!? paint a black x on the sheep that kick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats the diff betwen pink and purple!? the grip
how do newzelenders pratice safe sex!? paint a black x on the sheep that kick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mortgage Problems
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday!. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle!? Wait until Christmas!."
Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again!. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that!. Ask me again some other time!."
Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase!. The father asked him why he was leaving!. The boy said,"Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
Argument
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed!. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch!.
The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift!. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf!.
The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest!. "How much is it!?" she asked!.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied!. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so!.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said!.
"What kind of inscription!?" she asked!.
"Whatever you wish," he explained!. "But, one of the old golfers' favourites is: 'Never Up, Never In'!."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife!. "That's what started the argument in the first place!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday!. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle!? Wait until Christmas!."
Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again!. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that!. Ask me again some other time!."
Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase!. The father asked him why he was leaving!. The boy said,"Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
Argument
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed!. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch!.
The next day, the wife feeling badly about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift!. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf!.
The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest!. "How much is it!?" she asked!.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied!. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so!.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said!.
"What kind of inscription!?" she asked!.
"Whatever you wish," he explained!. "But, one of the old golfers' favourites is: 'Never Up, Never In'!."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife!. "That's what started the argument in the first place!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a cow with no legs!? grond beef! gay huh!? I got it off a laffy taffy wrapperWww@Enter-QA@Com
you need to take a memory class!.!.!.lmboWww@Enter-QA@Com