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Question: How do you like this joke!?
I woman is taking a shower in her apartment when someone knocks on the door!.
"Who is it!?" she says!.
"Delivery" someone responds!.
So she puts on a towel and answers the door then goes back to the shower!.
Then some one knocks on the door again!.
It's Mr!. Miller could I borrow some sugar" the person at the door says!.
So the woman puts on a towel and gives him some sugar!.
Than she gos back to the shower!.
Again some one knocks on the door!.
"Its Mr!. Johnson"
Mr Johnson is blind
Knowing that he is blind she goes and answers the door without a towel!.
"I have good news it's a miracle" Mr!. Johnson tells the woman!.
*Very predictable but still funny*Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Who is it!?" she says!.
"Delivery" someone responds!.
So she puts on a towel and answers the door then goes back to the shower!.
Then some one knocks on the door again!.
It's Mr!. Miller could I borrow some sugar" the person at the door says!.
So the woman puts on a towel and gives him some sugar!.
Than she gos back to the shower!.
Again some one knocks on the door!.
"Its Mr!. Johnson"
Mr Johnson is blind
Knowing that he is blind she goes and answers the door without a towel!.
"I have good news it's a miracle" Mr!. Johnson tells the woman!.
*Very predictable but still funny*Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahaahhaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
he heWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's pretty funny, I bet that Mr!.Johnson said, " Good news, I'm not blind anymore!. Then he probably saw her body!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im sorry but that was a lame terrible dumb joke, but funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! LMAO! Good one! get a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was really funny!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha yeah its very funny!!!!! good one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny :D "have a sense of humor" i say to the people who said that its "okay!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have heard better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sall right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its okay!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
way too long to read!. so i didnt!.
crack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
crack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
bot badWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's pretty dumb, sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ehh!.
didnt really make me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
didnt really make me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont ill show you one i wrote
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Is this a sad story !.!.!?
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry!. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change, and would only get one by marrying a virgin male close to her age!.
She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old!. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer!. After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married!.
On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie!.
When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed, and everything in the room, and stacked it in one corner of the room!.
Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman!."
He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like sex with a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"
(don't worry im an aussie its a joke !.!.and i haven't done anything like that !.!.well this year anyway)
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Is this a sad story !.!.!?
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry!. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change, and would only get one by marrying a virgin male close to her age!.
She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old!. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer!. After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married!.
On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie!.
When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed, and everything in the room, and stacked it in one corner of the room!.
Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman!."
He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like sex with a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"
(don't worry im an aussie its a joke !.!.and i haven't done anything like that !.!.well this year anyway)
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