Whats Your favorite Joke of all time?!
Question: Whats Your favorite Joke of all time!?
Theres gota be one realy fun 1 out thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building!. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out!. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again!. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing!. About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "Hey, how the heck are you doing that!?!" The first guy responds, "Oh, it's really simple physics!. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk!." "WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below!. The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!. A
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you!?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur!. Be careful!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you!?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur!. Be careful!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bad Landing
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard!. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline!."
He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment, but no one seemed annoyed!. Finally everyone had gotten off except for one little old lady walking with a cane!. She approached and asked, conspiratorially, "Sonny, do you mind if I ask you a question!?" "Why no Ma'am, what is it!?" "Did we land, or were we shot down!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard!. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline!."
He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment, but no one seemed annoyed!. Finally everyone had gotten off except for one little old lady walking with a cane!. She approached and asked, conspiratorially, "Sonny, do you mind if I ask you a question!?" "Why no Ma'am, what is it!?" "Did we land, or were we shot down!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a duck walks into a bookstore and asks the cashier "got any grapes!?"
and the cashier is like "no, we don't have any grapes, this is a bookstore!. we have books!."
so the duck leaves, and comes back the next day
he asks again "got any grapes!?"
and the cashier is like "No! we don't have any grapes! this is a bookstore!"
so the duck leaves and comes back the next day and hes like "got any grapes!?"
and the cashier says "Listen, you little duck! If you ask me one more time if I got any grapes, i'm gonna nail your little feet to the floor!"
so the duck leaves, and he comes back the next day and hes like "got any nails!?"
the cashier is like "no!."
and the duck says "got any grapes!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the cashier is like "no, we don't have any grapes, this is a bookstore!. we have books!."
so the duck leaves, and comes back the next day
he asks again "got any grapes!?"
and the cashier is like "No! we don't have any grapes! this is a bookstore!"
so the duck leaves and comes back the next day and hes like "got any grapes!?"
and the cashier says "Listen, you little duck! If you ask me one more time if I got any grapes, i'm gonna nail your little feet to the floor!"
so the duck leaves, and he comes back the next day and hes like "got any nails!?"
the cashier is like "no!."
and the duck says "got any grapes!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There are 3 girls running from the cops!. One is blond, one is brunette, and one is a red-head!. The girls run into a barn and hide behind 3 different things!. The brunette hides behind a cow!. The red-head hides behind a goat!. The blond hides behind a sack of potatoes!. The cops go in the barn and say,"Whoever is in here is getting arrested!." The brunette says "MOO, MOO!." The red-head says "BAA BAA!." The blond says "POTATO POTATO" The cops then arrest the blond!. The red-head and the brunette got away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a cowboy rides into town on friday!.!.!.!.!.stays for 3 days!.!.!.!.!.then leaves on friday!.!.!.!.!. how does he do it!?!?
his horses name is fridayWww@Enter-QA@Com
his horses name is fridayWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's the difference between parsley and p@@sy!?
Hardly anybody eats parsley anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hardly anybody eats parsley anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fantastic question!!!! one the best i heard in a while!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com