Two short, funny jokes!?!
Question: Two short, funny jokes!!?
1!. Q: How do you get your 60 year old husband's heart rate up!?
A: Tell him you're pregnant!
2!. Two blondes were sitting in Colorado one day!. One blonde asked the other, "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Florida!?
So the other blonde said, "Hellloooooooooo!.!.!.!. can you SEE Florida!?
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A: Tell him you're pregnant!
2!. Two blondes were sitting in Colorado one day!. One blonde asked the other, "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Florida!?
So the other blonde said, "Hellloooooooooo!.!.!.!. can you SEE Florida!?
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Answers:
Rofl copter!!! the blond one is funny :D!.!.!.i have a friend who is a dumb blond she falls into that catagory!!!! (for some blonds thats true!.!.!.like my friend but the majority that i know are
smart(er) and no one should be offended by that joke its just a joke people need to let loose! i'm chatholic and everyone makes jokes about them and it's the funniest **** alive i laugh so hard!!! heck the only reason i laugh is b/c its true!!! i love jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
smart(er) and no one should be offended by that joke its just a joke people need to let loose! i'm chatholic and everyone makes jokes about them and it's the funniest **** alive i laugh so hard!!! heck the only reason i laugh is b/c its true!!! i love jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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plzzz stop reading laffy taffy wrappers!.!.!. the jokes are cheaper han the candy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the blonde one is classical and kind of expected,
and telling ANY guy ur pregnant would get their heart rate up!.
But - they were SHORT! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
and telling ANY guy ur pregnant would get their heart rate up!.
But - they were SHORT! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was hillairius i would give you 10000000,000000000,2000 if i was a judge and hear you go!.
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I like the blonde joke more hahah star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, the blonde one was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay!?
Not veryy funny :D
Where'd you get it, a CEREAL box!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not veryy funny :D
Where'd you get it, a CEREAL box!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are not really funny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i liked the blonde one!Www@Enter-QA@Com