The 3 Monks (joke my grandpa told me)?!
Question: The 3 Monks (joke my grandpa told me)!?
God told 3 monks they can do one bad thing for the day but then they would have to come back and ask for forgiveness!.
The first Monk does something bad and comes back to God!.
"What did you do as a sin!?" God asked
The Monk said "Father, I stole some old lady's car !.!."
"Okay, you are forgiven," God said "now Go and dip yourself in holy water!.
So the monk does it!.
The second Monk comes back
"I'm sorry father" the Monk said "I robbed a bank and took all the money!."
"Your sin has been forgivin," says God "Now go dip yourself in holy water!." so the Monk does it!.
The third monk comes!.
"Now what did YOU do!?" asked God!.
The monk smiled and said "I pee'd n the holy water"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first Monk does something bad and comes back to God!.
"What did you do as a sin!?" God asked
The Monk said "Father, I stole some old lady's car !.!."
"Okay, you are forgiven," God said "now Go and dip yourself in holy water!.
So the monk does it!.
The second Monk comes back
"I'm sorry father" the Monk said "I robbed a bank and took all the money!."
"Your sin has been forgivin," says God "Now go dip yourself in holy water!." so the Monk does it!.
The third monk comes!.
"Now what did YOU do!?" asked God!.
The monk smiled and said "I pee'd n the holy water"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I like this joke!.!.!. I thought it was the most funniest thing i heard all day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Definitely a blonde jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
eeew!.!.!.i think the first two monks might need the ability to do one more bad thing each, after they go take a shower!.!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA!!! (: that was good
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol:) i like the endWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. nice joke but it was eeeww :)Www@Enter-QA@Com