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Question: Smart Aleck Answers!.!.!.!.!?
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline!. "Would you like dinner!?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front!. "What are my choices!?" John asked!. "Yes or no," she replied!.

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets!. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her!. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub!."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family!. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger!?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead!."

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window!. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said!. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could!." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Lol, funniest joke I have heard all day!. Nice job putting this together!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO haha poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao i love the ticket and stub oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha i really like all of them
i liked the cop one the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't get the first 1 but the rest were greatWww@Enter-QA@Com



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