Yyo mamma jokes?!
Question: Yyo mamma jokes!?
If someone can give me the best mamma I have ever heard of I will give u 10 pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yo mama is so funky, a skunk has a better scent than her!.
Yo mama has so many corns on her toes, she needs to remove them with a saw!.
Yo mama's tongue is so long, she can lay it down as a door mat!.
Yo mama screamed so loud, the neighbors thought that a police car was alarming in her house!.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put an 8 track in her VCR!.
Yo mama's hips are so wide, she can serve two dinner trays on each side!.
Yo mama's nails are soo long, she can scoop her ice cream with them!.
Yo mama's so skinny, Barbie's body weighs more than hers!.
Yo mama's so dumb, when time changes she goes out and buys another clock and watch!.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks that if she bathes in clorox her skin will become lighter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama has so many corns on her toes, she needs to remove them with a saw!.
Yo mama's tongue is so long, she can lay it down as a door mat!.
Yo mama screamed so loud, the neighbors thought that a police car was alarming in her house!.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put an 8 track in her VCR!.
Yo mama's hips are so wide, she can serve two dinner trays on each side!.
Yo mama's nails are soo long, she can scoop her ice cream with them!.
Yo mama's so skinny, Barbie's body weighs more than hers!.
Yo mama's so dumb, when time changes she goes out and buys another clock and watch!.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks that if she bathes in clorox her skin will become lighter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama's so fat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
1!. when she went bungee-jumping in a yellow coverall, people thought the sun was falling
2!.when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean
3!.when she swam in the ocean, she and the whales started singing "we are family! i got all my sisters with me!"
4!.if you cut her, she bleeds gravy
yo mama's so dumb!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
1!.she got locked in a Kroger and starved to death
2!.when you tell her it's chilly outside, she runs out of the house with a bowl
etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. when she went bungee-jumping in a yellow coverall, people thought the sun was falling
2!.when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean
3!.when she swam in the ocean, she and the whales started singing "we are family! i got all my sisters with me!"
4!.if you cut her, she bleeds gravy
yo mama's so dumb!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
1!.she got locked in a Kroger and starved to death
2!.when you tell her it's chilly outside, she runs out of the house with a bowl
etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude there's alot tried 2 remeber them: yo mama is so dumb she thinks the school lunch is a buffet, she so fat she makes big bird look like a rubber duck, she so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet, her hair is so short when you braid it it looks like stitches, her two front teeth are so big when she sneezes she stabs herself, shes so dumb she thinks a balanced meal is a big mac in each hand, shes so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see wats over it, shes so fat and black when she jumped in the ocean they thought she was an oil spill, she so stupid she returned a jig saw puzzled bc she thought it was broken, shes so dumb took a donut to a repair shop bc it had a hole in it, shes so ugly when she looked out of the window the cops arrested her for mooning, shes so ugly when i took her to the zoo they said thank you for returning her back, shes so fat when i took her to the amusement park people tried to ride her, shes so fat her butt looks like to pigs fighting for a milk dud/ the back of her head looks like 8 pks of hotdogs/ the bk of her calves looked like spoiled milk, shes so dumb she stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say go, shes so dumb she starved at the grocery store!.!.!.well!.!.!.i guess ima stop now!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma so ugly she needs 2 bags to cover her face
yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
yo momma so fat shammo came up to her and sang "we are family even though ur fatter than me"
yo mommas like home depot 50 cents a screw
yo mommas so poor i saw her kicking a can and when i asked what she was doing she said moving
yo mommas so poor i flicked a cigarette in her cardboard box and she sang "stomp ur hands and clap ur feet thank the lord cus we've got heat"
yo mammas so ugly she went to an ugly contest and the judges said "sorry no professionals"
yo mamma is SO old her phone number is 23
yo mommas so poor they reposesed her cardboard boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
yo momma so fat shammo came up to her and sang "we are family even though ur fatter than me"
yo mommas like home depot 50 cents a screw
yo mommas so poor i saw her kicking a can and when i asked what she was doing she said moving
yo mommas so poor i flicked a cigarette in her cardboard box and she sang "stomp ur hands and clap ur feet thank the lord cus we've got heat"
yo mammas so ugly she went to an ugly contest and the judges said "sorry no professionals"
yo mamma is SO old her phone number is 23
yo mommas so poor they reposesed her cardboard boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma so short u can see here fet on her driver licens
ur mamma so only it says expird on her birthsertifiket
ur mammas so old she sat behide jesus in the 2 seconde grade!.
ur mammas so ugly the doctor slapped her parents
ur mammas so ugly wene she walks into the bank they have to turn off the camras
ur mammas so fat her shawdo weights athousand pounds
ur mammas belly butten doesnt have lint i has sweaters!.
hope this helps:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ur mamma so only it says expird on her birthsertifiket
ur mammas so old she sat behide jesus in the 2 seconde grade!.
ur mammas so ugly the doctor slapped her parents
ur mammas so ugly wene she walks into the bank they have to turn off the camras
ur mammas so fat her shawdo weights athousand pounds
ur mammas belly butten doesnt have lint i has sweaters!.
hope this helps:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat when i ran around her once i lost 30 pounds!. Yo mama so stupid she climed a glass wall just to see wat's on the other side!.Yo mama so stupid when i waz walking down the street she was in the garbage and i asked wacha doin and she said im shoppin at walmart!.Yo mama so so fat she is the cause of world hunger!. Yo mama so fat that when she did a backflip she brought jesus back to earth!.Yo mama so stupid when she looked in the mirror she said Michel jakson stop u might break the mirror!.yo mama so fat it took her 60 years to walk around her house!.Yo mama so fat that she is the cause of global warming when she farts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your moma is so fat, she wakes up in sections
Your moma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio
your moma is so old, she was the waitress at the last supper
your moma is so ugly, I heard your dad met her at a dog showWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your moma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio
your moma is so old, she was the waitress at the last supper
your moma is so ugly, I heard your dad met her at a dog showWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma soooo fat that when she wore a red dress kids went up to her and said "kool-aid please"
yo mamma so fat when she wore a yellow dress someone said "oh the sun!.!.its sooo much bigger in person"
yo mamma so fat when she wore a white dress someone yelled "i see the light!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma so fat when she wore a yellow dress someone said "oh the sun!.!.its sooo much bigger in person"
yo mamma so fat when she wore a white dress someone yelled "i see the light!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma so fat, every time she drives by a fast food restaurant she starts singing, "we are family, McDonald's, Burger King and me"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a dog show, they kicked her out and said, "Sorry, no professionals,"!.
This may not be original but this is all I can think of!.
VIVA LA RAZA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This may not be original but this is all I can think of!.
VIVA LA RAZA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed an entire season!.
Yo mamma so big, she drank the entire Milky Way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma so big, she drank the entire Milky Way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mommas so fat that her blood type is oreo!.
Yo mommas so fat that the horse on her Jordash jeans are real!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mommas so fat that the horse on her Jordash jeans are real!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma's so fat, she sat in the road and people ran outta gas driving around her!.
yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat ladies orbiting around her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat ladies orbiting around her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
yo mama is like the brooklyn zoo!.!. smelly, hairy, and free to the public on wednesdaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is like the brooklyn zoo!.!. smelly, hairy, and free to the public on wednesdaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma head so lil she uses a teabag as a pillow
yo momma hair so short she uses rice for hair rolersWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma hair so short she uses rice for hair rolersWww@Enter-QA@Com
My friend always played around and said "Yo momma so old her social security number is 1"Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma is so fat when she jump for joy she got stuck!
yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
i know there corny, but they give me a laugh every once in a whileWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
i know there corny, but they give me a laugh every once in a whileWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car!
yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died!. !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died!. !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma is so fat she laid in the ocean and Chistopher Columbus was like "Alas, it's the New World!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma's so poor she got married just for the rice!.
(at some traditional weddings they throw rice!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(at some traditional weddings they throw rice!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow whenever she smiles cars start to slow down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mammas like a bus!.
1 - shes huge
2 - she smells
3- shes only one dollar to ride!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 - shes huge
2 - she smells
3- shes only one dollar to ride!Www@Enter-QA@Com
YO MAMma so fat she killed the person she squashingWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama' s so stupid when she was filling out a form!.!.it asked her for hur sex and she wrote!.!.!.mon,tues fri!. and sometimes thurs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma jokes are stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curbWww@Enter-QA@Com
your mamas soooo dumb she thought masturbation was a karate teacherWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma like a refrigerator cuz she always getting stuffd with all kinds of meatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat that when she step on the scale it says "To be continued!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mammas so fat she has a real horse on her polo!Www@Enter-QA@Com