Order in the court!?!


Question: Order in the court!!?
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Q!. What is your brother-in-law's name!?
A!. Borofkin!.
Q!. What's his first name!?
A!. I can't remember!.
Q!. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name!?
A!. No!. I tell you I'm too excited!. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr!. Borofkin!.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!
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Q!. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York!?
A!. I refuse to answer that question!.
Q!. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago!?
A!. I refuse to answer that question!.
Q!. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami!?
A!. No!.
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Q!. Now, Mrs!. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated!?
A!. By death!.
Q!. And by whose death was it terminated!?
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Q!. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods!?
A!. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region!.
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Q!. What is your name!?
A!. Ernestine McDowell!.
Q!. And what is your marital status!?
A!. Fair!.
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Answers:
Those are great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

sorry but it is not funny at all!.
it just keeps going on and on!.
there is no point to your joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Okay none of those are funny, i agree keep your day job!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get themWww@Enter-QA@Com

some of those were oldies but all were goodiesWww@Enter-QA@Com

hit n missWww@Enter-QA@Com

i have no idea where this is getting at!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

some i'd already heard but the others were great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats good stuff!. people are stupid lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

: l!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

dont quit ur day job!.!.!.!.
this is really good!.!.!.!.
i love them
ill probably spead them around school today!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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