And finally...a few wise words...?!
Question: And finally!.!.!.a few wise words!.!.!.!?
1!. Never take life seriously!. Nobody gets out alive anyway!.
2!. Life is sexually transmitted!.
3!. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die!.
4!. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich!.
5!. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks!.
6!. Some people are like Slinkies!.!.!. not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs!.!.!.
7!. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing!.!.!.
8!. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!.
9!. All of us could take a lesson from the weather!. It pays no attention to criticism!.
10!. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents!?
:-)
#5 is probably true for the YAhoo users, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Life is sexually transmitted!.
3!. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die!.
4!. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich!.
5!. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks!.
6!. Some people are like Slinkies!.!.!. not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs!.!.!.
7!. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing!.!.!.
8!. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!.
9!. All of us could take a lesson from the weather!. It pays no attention to criticism!.
10!. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents!?
:-)
#5 is probably true for the YAhoo users, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I like the slinky one best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahah lol!. i love them so true!!
Especially #4, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich
and #7!. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Especially #4, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich
and #7!. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
#5 is meWww@Enter-QA@Com
No!. 4 is soooo right!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i particularly like number 5 and 6 lol
you are some wise person, you should write a book =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are some wise person, you should write a book =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
He he!! I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha number five is so me I'm on yahoo! answers everyday during computer class hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
So true!.!.!.!. and funny too!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant - have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha number 5 is the best - so true!!!
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com