A few more random ones..* and a lil one for me..* :-)?!
Question: A few more random ones!.!.* and a lil one for me!.!.* :-)!?
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children!.
He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got
your bloody ball!"
______________________________________!.!.!.
*Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait!. Just then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm!. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him
of his worm!. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no
lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer
down his throat and went about his fishing!.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg!.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his mouth!.!.!. *
______________________________________!.!.!.
We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary!."
Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't!.
:-)
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He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got
your bloody ball!"
______________________________________!.!.!.
*Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait!. Just then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm!. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him
of his worm!. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no
lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer
down his throat and went about his fishing!.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg!.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his mouth!.!.!. *
______________________________________!.!.!.
We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary!."
Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't!.
:-)
You like, you star!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wow!!! Thar sucks that the man didn't get blowed!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the one 'bout the snake is the best!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg i so like the snake one but the first was a little meanWww@Enter-QA@Com
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