What would have been your answer?!
Question: What would have been your answer!?
I was driving a minibus one day
when the bloody thing broke down
I got out, opened the bonnet
had a little fiddle about with the engine
but due to a lack of tools
I could'nt fix it
All of a sudden one of the passengers
a really atractive female asked me
if I would like a screwdriver
Oh yes please was my reply
but can I mend the bus first
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when the bloody thing broke down
I got out, opened the bonnet
had a little fiddle about with the engine
but due to a lack of tools
I could'nt fix it
All of a sudden one of the passengers
a really atractive female asked me
if I would like a screwdriver
Oh yes please was my reply
but can I mend the bus first
thanks for readingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hehehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Dreaming again !!!! lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA! good!. read this;
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles!. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him!. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife!. She directs him down the correct aisle!. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter!. She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife!? He answers, ” You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper!. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………!. So does she!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles!. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him!. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife!. She directs him down the correct aisle!. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter!. She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife!? He answers, ” You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper!. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………!. So does she!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The worlds shortest fairy tale!.
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me!?"
The girl said "No" and
she lived happily ever after,
went shopping,
drank vodka with friends,
always had a clean house,
never had to cook,
had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags,
stayed skinny and was never farted on!
The end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me!?"
The girl said "No" and
she lived happily ever after,
went shopping,
drank vodka with friends,
always had a clean house,
never had to cook,
had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags,
stayed skinny and was never farted on!
The end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
drunk wandering by asked me what the problem was
piston broke was my response
so am i mate, so am iWww@Enter-QA@Com
piston broke was my response
so am i mate, so am iWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hi, Would you reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy mend the bus first!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. i would've asked her why she had it and what she'd done with it!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
go check in to that motel across the steet ill be there in 20 minutesWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
thxWww@Enter-QA@Com
thxWww@Enter-QA@Com
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haha, I like it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no, I have my leatherman!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he he he! i like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com