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Question: I saw this on somebody elses answer yesterday & feel it should be on here in its own right!?
1!. Bifocals Barbie!. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too)! Neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living!.

2!. Hot Flash Barbie!. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead! With hand-held fan and tiny tissues!.

3!. Facial Hair Barbie!. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow! Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror!.

4!. Flabby Arms Barbie!. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns!. Good news on the tummy front, too: muumuus with tummy support panels are included!

5!. Bunion Barbie!. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet!. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, and then slip on soft terry mules!.

6!. No More Wrinkles Barbie!. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics!.

7!. Soccer Mom Barbie!. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr!. With mini van in robins egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch!.

8!. Mid-life Crisis Barbie!. It's time to ditch Ken!. Barbie needs a change, and Fred (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac!. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B!. Comes with real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"

9!. Divorced Barbie!. Sells for $199!.99!. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat!.--lol still funny

10!. Single Mother Barbie!. There's not much time for primping anymore! Ken's shacked up with the Swedish au pair in the Dream House and Barbie's across town with Babs and Ken, Jr, in a fourth-floor walk-up!. Barbie's selling off her old gowns and accessories to raise rent money!. Complete garage sale kit included!.

11!. Recovery Barbie!. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl!. Now she does twelve steps instead of dance steps! Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously!. Comes with little copy of The Big Book and six-pack of Diet Coke!.

12!. Post Menopausal Barbie!. Poor Babs wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot!. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels!. Comes with Depends and Kleenex!. As a bonus this year, she comes with the book, "Getting in Touch with Your InnerWww@Enter-QA@Com


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haha I love the divorced barbie, thats too good! it was all funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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13!. Create Barbie's dream funeralWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol!

Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats so good!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i saw that two mate very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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