Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline?!
Question: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!?
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer!.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your earWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2!.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want!. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call!.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press!. No one will answer!.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your earWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
THERE'S NO LITTLE VOICE!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHAT IS THIS!?
1) in this website everybody is 100% O!.K!.
2) I know where your class is and i will send you my uncle Abraham!.
He is 20 tons tank!. HA
3) NOVACATIONFOR2Y-HOTLINE,
888-555-INEEDVACATIONWww@Enter-QA@Com
1) in this website everybody is 100% O!.K!.
2) I know where your class is and i will send you my uncle Abraham!.
He is 20 tons tank!. HA
3) NOVACATIONFOR2Y-HOTLINE,
888-555-INEEDVACATIONWww@Enter-QA@Com
have this but a bit differant as my ring tone, had it as my voive mail once but everyone thought it was for real lmao
i got the weirdest messages!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i got the weirdest messages!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Always a great joke to put a smile on my face!. Thanks and have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about i press 38669(funny)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this but it did nothing for my depression!. :/Www@Enter-QA@Com
A better version to the one i heard!.!.!. have a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Always good to get started with a laugh in the morning know my day will go good now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess even sick people have problems on the phone!.
Wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 3456 1 111111111134561111111134561111113456
AHH GOD MAKE IT STOP
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHH GOD MAKE IT STOP
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!love it!and the caller will be more insane for sure!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Verrrrrrrrry interesting!.!.!.!.!.!.
I keep getting a busy signal!.!.!.!.no matter what # I push, lol!.
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I keep getting a busy signal!.!.!.!.no matter what # I push, lol!.
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nice one! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com