Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that sound good, but nev!


Question: Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that sound good, but never actually come close to reality
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship!. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship!.



When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew!.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!.

When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in!.

When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get!.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining!.

When you are confused -- I will use little words!.

When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again!. I don't want whatever the hell you have!.

When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***!.



This is my oath!.!.!.!. I pledge it to the end!. 'Why!?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
that is more like how a friendship goes lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm tired of them allWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hehe, these are much better than the Hallmark cards!Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMC! My friend totally sent this to me a few days ago!. I love it sooo much!Www@Enter-QA@Com

they are all trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is so me and my bffWww@Enter-QA@Com

i heard this before it is my favorite it sounds like me and my friendWww@Enter-QA@Com



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