Funny ONLY!?!
Question: Funny ONLY!!?
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i need some VERY funny quotes!. not lame, rude or anything to do with racism!. simply FUNNY ;)
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i need some VERY funny quotes!. not lame, rude or anything to do with racism!. simply FUNNY ;)
thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful'
and 'illegal'!?" Only one hand shot up!.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher!.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is
a sick eagle!."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair!?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir!."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then!."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir!."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results!.
"What did u get!?" asked his father!.
"My marks are under water," said the boy!.
"What do u mean 'under water'!?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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'unlawful'
and 'illegal'!?" Only one hand shot up!.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher!.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is
a sick eagle!."
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair!?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir!."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then!."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir!."
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
A boy came home from school with his exam results!.
"What did u get!?" asked his father!.
"My marks are under water," said the boy!.
"What do u mean 'under water'!?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
hope u lyk it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Elevator smell different to midget!.
Man who run in front of car get tired!.
Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money!.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk!.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left!.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night!.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it!.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement!.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs!.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key!.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise!.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert!.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
Man that is stuck in pantry has his *** in jam!.
Man standing on toilet is high on pot!.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt!.
Man with glass house must dress in basement!
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly!.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone!.
Man who behaves like an *** will be the butt of those who crack jokes!.
Marriage is like game of poker!. You start with pair and end with full house!.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ!.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!.
Man with one chopstick go hungry!.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Hole happy, whole body happy!.
He who stands on toilet, is high on pot!.
He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth!.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night!.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons!.
Work to become, not to acquire!.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose!.
Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache!.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!.
War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left!.
And!.!.!.bird that flies upside down has crack up
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Man who run in front of car get tired!.
Man who run behind car get exhausted!.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money!.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk!.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left!.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night!.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it!.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement!.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs!.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key!.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise!.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert!.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
Man that is stuck in pantry has his *** in jam!.
Man standing on toilet is high on pot!.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt!.
Man with glass house must dress in basement!
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly!.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone!.
Man who behaves like an *** will be the butt of those who crack jokes!.
Marriage is like game of poker!. You start with pair and end with full house!.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ!.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!.
Man with one chopstick go hungry!.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Hole happy, whole body happy!.
He who stands on toilet, is high on pot!.
He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth!.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night!.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons!.
Work to become, not to acquire!.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose!.
Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache!.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!.
War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left!.
And!.!.!.bird that flies upside down has crack up
Those who quote me are fools!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped!.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!.
What do you call a dog with no legs!?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna comeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings!.
What do you call a dog with no legs!?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna comeWww@Enter-QA@Com
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black!. That was wrong!. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer!.-Whitney BrownWww@Enter-QA@Com
God's last message to creation
"Sorry for the inconvenience"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Sorry for the inconvenience"Www@Enter-QA@Com