Does anyone know any good jokes? best answer gets full stars :D?!

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school!. Usually she slept through the class!.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "tell me, Mary, who created the universe!?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. "God almighty!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good" and Mary fell back asleep!.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "who is our lord and saviour," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. "Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good," and Mary fell back asleep!.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question!. "What did eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Little Johnny is outside playing with the kids from the block, when he runs inside to his grandmother and asks, " granny, what's it called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other!?" Granny, taken back by this question decides to tell him the truth!. She says, " well, Johnny it's called sexual intercourse!." Johnny says ok and runs back outside to play with the other kids!. A few hours later Johnny returns to his grandmother and says angrily, " it's not called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds, and Dave's mom wants to talk to you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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A blonde was recently hired at the office!.
Her first task was to go out for coffee!.

Eager to prove her worth to her new bosses,
she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to
the nearby coffee shop!.

She held up the thermos so that the
counterman could view it, and she asked,
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee!?"

The counterman looked at the thermos and replied,
"Yes!. It looks like about six cups to me!."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief!.
"Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf!."

and

It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology
-- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious
consequences!.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida!. His wife was on a
business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day!. When
he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email!.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his
note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband
had passed away only the day before!. When the grieving widow checked
her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint!.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on
the screen:

"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in!. Everything prepared for your
arrival tomorrow!. P!.S!. Sure is hot down here!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Mickey Mouse is sitting in his lawyer’s office!. The lawyer says, “Mickey, am I to understand that you want to get a divorce from Minnie because she’s she’s crazy!?” Mickey replies, “I didn’t say she was crazy!. I said she’s f##kin Goofy!


or

I walked into a Chinese restaurant!?
and asked the owner "Where's your bin!?"

"I been to Hong Kong" the man replies!.

"No!" i said, "Where's ya wheelie bin!?"

The Chinese man replies, "I really been to Hong Kong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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2 fathers and 2 sons went fishing at the end of the day every one had caught a fish however only three fish were caught how could it be


PS u have 2 vote 4 me 2 get the answer pleeeeeeeeasWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Diarrhea!.

What does a gay horse eat!? HEY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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