Chuck Norris VS Jacki Chan?!

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f u c k down!.

When Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet!.

When God sneezes, people say Chuck Norris bless you!.

In fine print one the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records, it clearly states that Chuck Norris holds all world records, all other entries are just those who got the closest!.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public, the same day Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public!.

Chuck Norris can have a staring match with the sun, and win!.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee, this has nothing to do with ancestry!. The man ate a f u c k i n g Indian!.

Chuck Norris is the answer to this question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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maybe you should ask chuck!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he's standing right behind you



how much chan would chuck norris chuck if cuck norris would chuck chan!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Chuck Norris because he has no chin under his beard, only another fistWww@Enter-QA@Com

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chuck norris


did you seriously just ask this question!? norris nooo doubt!. he can do anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Chuck Norris, did you know that he once shot down a German Air Fighter by pointing at it and saying "bang"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Jacki Chan!. He is chinese and chinese people know their karate!!

Nothing racial!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Jackie ChanWww@Enter-QA@Com

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chuck norris!.
bcause he does 500 chin ups a dayWww@Enter-QA@Com

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