12 points for the best joke ..3 lines maximum?!
Question: 12 points for the best joke !.!.3 lines maximum!?
ps how can i give points !.!.well if its a good joke i'm sure some one will give it a thumbs up
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What is the fastest means of communication!?
Internet !.Telephone or
Telawoman!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder!. The guy sits at the bar, asks the bartender for a drink!. They bartender asks the man about the monkey, the man replies, "he comes with me everywhere I go!." The bartender gets the guy his drink and when he comes back the monkey is on the bar eating some nuts!. The man drinks his beer and asks the bartender if he'll watch his monkey while he goes to the bathroom!. The bartender agrees and the man walks off!. When the bartender turns around the monkey is ontop the pool table and just swallowed the cueball!. When the man comes back the bartender tells him what happened, the man apologizes and he and his monkey leave!.
A week later the guy comes back into the bar with his monkey again!. He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for his usual!. The bartender comes back with the mans beer!. He sees the monkey on the bar eating some nuts, however this time before he eats them he shoves them up his butt first!. Outraged and puzzled the bartender asks the man why he does that!. The man replies, "ever since he ate that cueball he measures what he eats!"
Its a long joke but a killer with the guys while having a drink at the barWww@Enter-QA@Com
A week later the guy comes back into the bar with his monkey again!. He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for his usual!. The bartender comes back with the mans beer!. He sees the monkey on the bar eating some nuts, however this time before he eats them he shoves them up his butt first!. Outraged and puzzled the bartender asks the man why he does that!. The man replies, "ever since he ate that cueball he measures what he eats!"
Its a long joke but a killer with the guys while having a drink at the barWww@Enter-QA@Com
instant messaging!.!.!.!.it is nearly instantWww@Enter-QA@Com
How do you confuse a blond!?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in a corner!.
P!.S!. I did not create this joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in a corner!.
P!.S!. I did not create this joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you mis spell chuck norris u will not live to complete the sent!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde went to an Elmo factory for a job!. Her boss told her to give each Tickle Me Elmo two test tickles!. The blonde began sewing two marbles between each Elmo's legs!. Curious, her boss walked up to the blonde and asked what she was doing!. The blonde looked up and said "You told me to give each Elmo testicles!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three lines!!
At 11:30
Ya killin' me man
The only one I can think of is very Un PC so I'll email it to you!.
Here's a Grandad Joke to go on with,
What's brown and sticky!?
A Stick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At 11:30
Ya killin' me man
The only one I can think of is very Un PC so I'll email it to you!.
Here's a Grandad Joke to go on with,
What's brown and sticky!?
A Stick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a woman was on the golf course and teed off!.!.she hit a man below her and he grabbed his crotch and fell to the ground, she ran to him and said are you hurt!? yes he said!. she said i am a massage theriphts so she stuck her hand down his pants and started rubbing after a while she asked are you feeling better!? he said yes, but I think my thumb is still broken!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
boys grow up!.!.!. woman go down!.!. i did in one !.a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a sheep without legs!?
A cloud
You give points by waiting for 4 hours and clicking on the big blue button which you'll find under every answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cloud
You give points by waiting for 4 hours and clicking on the big blue button which you'll find under every answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com