Is this the oldest joke ever posted...?!
Question: Is this the oldest joke ever posted!.!.!.!?
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event!.
The man thought to himself, "Great!. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees!. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer!."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions!?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad!.
"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man thought to himself, "Great!. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees!. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer!."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions!?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad!.
"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar!. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him; "What the hell is that!?"
The guy next to him replies "He's a pianist!"
to which the drunk replied "Horse ****, your pulling my leg"
So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano!. Sure enough, this little man started hammering out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons!.
Stunned, the drunk asks "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him!?"
The guy told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it until a genie appeared, and was granted one wish!. All of a sudden the drunk hauls *** out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it: when all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him one wish!.
In a slur, the drunk asks, "I wish for a million bucks"!. All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead shitting all over him!.
Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing, "You son of a b****, I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks shitting all over my new suit!."
The guy started laughing and wildly exclaimed "You don't really think I wished for a 12" pianist do you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The guy next to him replies "He's a pianist!"
to which the drunk replied "Horse ****, your pulling my leg"
So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano!. Sure enough, this little man started hammering out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons!.
Stunned, the drunk asks "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him!?"
The guy told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it until a genie appeared, and was granted one wish!. All of a sudden the drunk hauls *** out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it: when all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him one wish!.
In a slur, the drunk asks, "I wish for a million bucks"!. All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead shitting all over him!.
Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing, "You son of a b****, I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks shitting all over my new suit!."
The guy started laughing and wildly exclaimed "You don't really think I wished for a 12" pianist do you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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pretty good, never heard of it B4!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice One :))))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very cute - children are so innocent at that age :)
Well!.!.!. some!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well!.!.!. some!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.
Speed at point of Impact is always increased by a Moooooving target!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Speed at point of Impact is always increased by a Moooooving target!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
never heard that one before, cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
wat!? dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com