Do you like riddles ..?!
Question: Do you like riddles !.!.!?
i don't i prefer jokes
After a woman meets a man in a bar!.!.!.
After a woman meets a man in a bar,
they talk and end up leaving together!. They get back to his flat,
and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears!.
Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor,
to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf!.
Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him!.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow,
the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it!?", "Well," says the man, frowning!.
"You can have any prize from the bottom shelf!."
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I had car crash the other day!. I went right up someone’s ****!.
The driver got out and happened to be a dwarf!. He said to me,
“I’m not happy!.” I said, “Well which one are you!?”
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What happened to the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer!?
-He got behind with his orders!Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a woman meets a man in a bar!.!.!.
After a woman meets a man in a bar,
they talk and end up leaving together!. They get back to his flat,
and as he's showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears!.
Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor,
to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf!.
Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him!.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow,
the woman rolls over and asks smiling, "How was it!?", "Well," says the man, frowning!.
"You can have any prize from the bottom shelf!."
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I had car crash the other day!. I went right up someone’s ****!.
The driver got out and happened to be a dwarf!. He said to me,
“I’m not happy!.” I said, “Well which one are you!?”
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What happened to the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer!?
-He got behind with his orders!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!I lOVED THE FIRST ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laughs :)
I like riddles and jokes, but jokes are fun without the hard work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like riddles and jokes, but jokes are fun without the hard work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the Dwarf one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheh!!!!!!!!
i prefer jokes toooooooo!
keep them comin!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i prefer jokes toooooooo!
keep them comin!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i liked them different hahah first one funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
They're all good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.
Happy must be hiding on the bottom shelf!.
I must remember to not order the rump!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Happy must be hiding on the bottom shelf!.
I must remember to not order the rump!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
the first one is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
there funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com