The Wash cloth?!
Question: The Wash cloth!?
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week!. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am!.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am!.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare!.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort!.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable!.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment!.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in!.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away!.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we!?"
I didn't respond!.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home!.
The rest of the day was normal !. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking!.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth!?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard!.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it!."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
week!. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at
9:30 am!.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am!.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare!.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
to make the full effort!.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable!.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment!.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in!.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away!.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
an extra effort this morning, haven't we!?"
I didn't respond!.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home!.
The rest of the day was normal !. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking!.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth!?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard!.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had
all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it!."
NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
and i thought these things only happened to me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yikkes disturbing yet funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com