Poll.. joke. have you ever felt like this old Rancher?!
Question: Poll!.!. joke!. have you ever felt like this old Rancher!?
Old Rancher
A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with
an old rancher!. He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for
your water allocation!.'
The old rancher said, ' Okay but don't go in that field over there!.'
The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me!. See this card!? The card means I am allowed
to go where ever I wish on any agricultural land!. No questions asked or
answered!. Have I made myself clear!? Do you understand!?'
The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores!. Later, the
old rancher heard a loud scream and saw the Water Rep running for the
fence and close behind was the rancher's bull!. The bull was gaining on
the Water Rep with every step!. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old
rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted
out !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
'YOUR CARD ! YOUR CARD! SHOW him your card!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with
an old rancher!. He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for
your water allocation!.'
The old rancher said, ' Okay but don't go in that field over there!.'
The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me!. See this card!? The card means I am allowed
to go where ever I wish on any agricultural land!. No questions asked or
answered!. Have I made myself clear!? Do you understand!?'
The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores!. Later, the
old rancher heard a loud scream and saw the Water Rep running for the
fence and close behind was the rancher's bull!. The bull was gaining on
the Water Rep with every step!. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old
rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted
out !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
'YOUR CARD ! YOUR CARD! SHOW him your card!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
its good to see my brick!.!.!.!.back in the humour section!.!.!.!.!.this lady could charm any bull!.!.!.including me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
arrogant sob got what he deserved!. lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahhaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaaahaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha that was sooooooooo funny
You just brightened up my gloomy day!.
Thanks so much for that! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You just brightened up my gloomy day!.
Thanks so much for that! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
he deserved that
that was so funny LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
he deserved that
that was so funny LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha he finaly got what he deservedWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, well he had fair warning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah!!!!!!!!!! omgggg!!! i laughed so hard, now my roommate thinks i'm crazyyyyy!!!!!!! hahahah!! still laughing though!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good to see such a ling question!.i have to think and reply!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good lesson thought he deserve everybit of it really funny just made my day is there more!?you goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
OH MY GOD!!
I AM LMFAO!!
!.!.!.THAT IS HELLA FUUUNY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I AM LMFAO!!
!.!.!.THAT IS HELLA FUUUNY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you got me lol!. your !?!?!?!? was the first one i saw to answer!. you got me!. i love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com