Makes me proud to be irish !!!?!
Question: Makes me proud to be irish !!!!?
Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly!. So the Morgue
needed someone to identify the body!. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean
(also Irishmen), were sent for!.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet!. Seamus said, 'Yup,
he's burnt pretty bad!. Roll him over'!. So the mortician rolled him over!.
Seamus looked and said, 'Nope, it ain't Paddy'!. The mortician thought that
was rather strange, but said nothing and asked Sean in to identify the body!.
Sean took a look at him and said, 'Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over'
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, 'No, it ain't
Paddy'!.
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell!?'
Sean said, 'Well, Paddy had two arseholes!.'
'What, he had two arseholes!?!!' said the mortician!.
'Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes!. Every time we went into town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two Arseholes!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
needed someone to identify the body!. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean
(also Irishmen), were sent for!.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet!. Seamus said, 'Yup,
he's burnt pretty bad!. Roll him over'!. So the mortician rolled him over!.
Seamus looked and said, 'Nope, it ain't Paddy'!. The mortician thought that
was rather strange, but said nothing and asked Sean in to identify the body!.
Sean took a look at him and said, 'Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over'
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, 'No, it ain't
Paddy'!.
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell!?'
Sean said, 'Well, Paddy had two arseholes!.'
'What, he had two arseholes!?!!' said the mortician!.
'Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes!. Every time we went into town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two Arseholes!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent joke!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Where do ypu find them Shirl!.!!!
Cheers again!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Where do ypu find them Shirl!.!!!
Cheers again!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fantastic!! great joke, ribs still hurting! thanks, cant wait to pass it on!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was kinda funny so I'm glad I'm part
Irish!. Tell some more jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Irish!. Tell some more jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahha just clicked!! Brilliant joke, star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com