Chuck Norris....wth?!


Question: Chuck Norris!.!.!.!.wth!?
Okay i have always wondered!.!.!.and im probably get some retarded jokey like answers from this
but
Whats the whole Chuck Norris Thing
I dont Get It!?!?

PLEASE enlighten me!.!.!.
PLEASE!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Some guys made a website with random "facts" about Chuck Norris!. The "facts" were so outlandish that they are funny to a lot of people!.

It's like the dancing macaroni, it's just something on the internet that everyone thinks is funny!. As usual everyone has taken it way too far!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The guy from Walker Texas Ranger, all the Delta Force movies!. He's supposed to be a bad a s sWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck norris is a badass!. It's that simple!.

Chuck norris is so tough, he doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's just another fist!. (family guy)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time!. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG!!?!!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris is boss!.
plain and simple!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a Mac Truck!. Some of his sperm got on the seat and the mac truck became pregant!. The offspring of that truck is now known as Optimus Prime!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet!.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public, the same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public!.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f u c k down!.

He is the reason you live!. He is the baddest some ********* around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It is a well known fact that the war in Iraq was founded based on an obvios lie!. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!. Because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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