SoMe ShOrT JoKeS.....?!
Question: SoMe ShOrT JoKeS!.!.!.!.!.!?
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have!?
Ted: $10!.
Teacher: You don't know maths!.
Ted: You don't know my father!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Mother: David, come here!.
David: Yes, mum!?
Mother: You really disappoint me!. Your results are getting worse!.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow!.
Mother: I know that!. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test!?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So!?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8!.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer!?
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg!.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems!. Give me the menu card!.
if u lyk it plzzz put a star!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
would your father still have!?
Ted: $10!.
Teacher: You don't know maths!.
Ted: You don't know my father!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Mother: David, come here!.
David: Yes, mum!?
Mother: You really disappoint me!. Your results are getting worse!.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow!.
Mother: I know that!. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test!?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So!?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8!.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer!?
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg!.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems!. Give me the menu card!.
if u lyk it plzzz put a star!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that's funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. thanks for the laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. after i read this i forgot that i'm depressed!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The only funny one was the first one but it did make me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get the last one, but i like the other onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe they are funny :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't ask for stars, it's not very becoming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like the first 3, but the last one just didn't do it for me, it was a bit lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA i liked these :) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard them before!. Still funny!. I liked 2 the best!. Gold star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the first one too!.!.!.!.!.starWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
it waz all pretty o!.k
i'm sorta new so i've got no idea how to put a star,soz
plz can i get 10 points thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'm sorta new so i've got no idea how to put a star,soz
plz can i get 10 points thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the first
whats brown and sticky!?
a stickWww@Enter-QA@Com
whats brown and sticky!?
a stickWww@Enter-QA@Com