Funny a s s quick jokes that will kill your sides......... Read?!
Question: Funny a s s quick jokes that will kill your sides!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Read!?
Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous!.
He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet!.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds!.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies!."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"Well, f u k i n stop doin it then!"
Yesterdays News: A nun was running in a park and was raped!.
Todays News: Hundreds of nuns are running in the park!.
I read an article today on the dangers of drinking that
scared the s h i t out of me!. After today, that's it!!!
No more reading
A wife told her husband, " I demand manners in bed just like the dinner table!." The husband slide in to bed real slow and says," Honey can you pass the vagina!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet!.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds!.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies!."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"Well, f u k i n stop doin it then!"
Yesterdays News: A nun was running in a park and was raped!.
Todays News: Hundreds of nuns are running in the park!.
I read an article today on the dangers of drinking that
scared the s h i t out of me!. After today, that's it!!!
No more reading
A wife told her husband, " I demand manners in bed just like the dinner table!." The husband slide in to bed real slow and says," Honey can you pass the vagina!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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its about time der was a funi joke put up!!!!
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its about time der was a funi joke put up!!!!
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lol OMG! funny! have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
they're pretty good!.!.
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I laughed out loud at the Bono joke!. Thanks and star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love the first one !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Bono one is great I am a major U2 fan a paid member on u2!.com !. That is really good so are others but this one was the best !. Cool ! I beleive that that someone could actually have shouted that out , but if if you made it up good one !Www@Enter-QA@Com