FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard, Gimme some

Question: FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard, Gimme some stars!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
St!. Peter is at the gates of Heaven and it's a bit full for today, so he says only the most horrific death gets in today!. The first guy says,"well, I know that my wife has been cheating on me so I went home early one day, and she was in bed naked!. I looked all around the house only to find no one until i stepped out onto my 25th story apartment balcony, and found a guy hanging from the railing!. I was furious so i started beating the guy and he just wouldn't let go!. So I grabbed a hammer and started beating his hands till he let go!. To my amazement he landed in some bushes and lived!. So I got the refrigerator and threw it down on top of him killing him!. Then from all the stress i died of a heartattack!." St!. Peter says,"ok we'll take that into consideration!." The next guy says, " I was working out in my 26th story apt!. when i slipped on something and fell over the balcony and caught myself on the railing 1 story below me!. I thought i was dead until a guy bust onto the balcony, only he started beating me!. I held on as hard as i could until he got a hammer and cracked my hands with it until i fell into some bushes and lived, only to look up in time to see a refrigerator crush me!. So, I'm here!." St!. Peter says,"ok we'll consider it!."
The next guy says, " Picture this, I'm naked in this refrigerator!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Real funny like it! star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i love this joke one of my favorites!!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!
yeh this is hilarious!
but like, its been posted toooo mani times on da site ^^

good one tho ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol that is funny!. Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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