What could be worse?!
Question: What could be worse!?
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up!. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed,
To "Dad!."
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter!.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you!.
I had To elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Mom and you!. I have been finding
real passion with Stacy and she is so nice!.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is much older than I am!.
But it's not only the passion!.!.!.Dad she's pregnant!.
Stacy said that we will be very happy!. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter!.
We share a dream of having many more children!.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone!. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy!.
In the meantime we pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better!. She deserves it!.
Don't worry Dad!. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself!.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that
you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Love, Your Son John
PS!. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at
Tommy's house!. I just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a Report card!.
That's in my center desk drawer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up!. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed,
To "Dad!."
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter!.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you!.
I had To elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Mom and you!. I have been finding
real passion with Stacy and she is so nice!.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is much older than I am!.
But it's not only the passion!.!.!.Dad she's pregnant!.
Stacy said that we will be very happy!. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter!.
We share a dream of having many more children!.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone!. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy!.
In the meantime we pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better!. She deserves it!.
Don't worry Dad!. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself!.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that
you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Love, Your Son John
PS!. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at
Tommy's house!. I just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a Report card!.
That's in my center desk drawer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I liked it!
If only I could have had John's way of thinking at that age!
You get a star!.
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
If only I could have had John's way of thinking at that age!
You get a star!.
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha, sort of funny it's not funny 2 me becuase i have herd another version of it were the is a girl writing the letter and her mum reads it not her dad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny !.!.!.
Just saw a "daughter" version of it a while ago!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just saw a "daughter" version of it a while ago!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahhaha!.!.!.good one!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this one is making the rounds--i read it a few days ago!.!.!.but it's pretty funny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very nice one! I liked it so much!
Have a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol cute cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard a version of it beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
It would be worse if a murderer broke into there house in killed them all!.!.!.pretty sure that would be much worse!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whew!!!!!
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The first time I read this I found it hugely amusing!. It doesn't get better with age!. But thanks for sharing it with other first timers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you just what we needed before graduation days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha thats really good i really like it will share it with my friends nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny, I liked it a lot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!! That was really funny ;-) Good Joke!. Have a ****Star****Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one! ha, never heard of that one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com