Can you guess the punchline.. the true story of the three bears..Baby Bear goes !
Question: Can you guess the punchline!.!. the true story of the three bears!.!.Baby Bear goes downstairs!?
and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl!. It is empty!. "Who's been eating my porridge!?", he squeaks
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Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair!. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty!. "Who's been eating my Porridge!?, he roars!.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells: "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots!?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee,
it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper,
it was Mummy Bear who set the damn table, it was Mummy Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish,
and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear asses downstairs, and grace Mummy Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time:
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"I haven't made the friggen porridge yet!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair!. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty!. "Who's been eating my Porridge!?, he roars!.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells: "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots!?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee,
it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper,
it was Mummy Bear who set the damn table, it was Mummy Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish,
and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear asses downstairs, and grace Mummy Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time:
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"I haven't made the friggen porridge yet!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG!!! i loooooove yer punchline!. Its so figgen HILARIOUS! iLOVE it!!!!!!you should become a comic but after i hear that joke, i would think you already are! =]
NICE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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WTF!? Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Long Mate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one I liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! That was so freaking brilliant, hilarious and so much better! Star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
mommy bear needs someanger-control management lessonsWww@Enter-QA@Com
*gg*
I like this version better ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this version better ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good!! lololsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Saw it coming but it was still funnier than what I imagined!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com