Do you like to be insulted on here by cowards lol?!
Question: Do you like to be insulted on here by cowards lol!?
This is for all the people on here who have to put up with answers like the one I got on a post, here is the answer I got, I am sure you have gotten real cowards also, here are some comeback's for them!.!.!.!.lol!
Answer I got first:
? then they combined all the aforementioned dogs and they ran a train on your mum and that's how you arrived here and snapped that fantastic picture of yourself in that avitar!! cheerios!.
o 27 minutes ago
Source(s):
whoops, i clicked your avitar and seen that you were in fact an older gentleman!.!.!.!.!. i swear it looked like you had a do-rag on your head, you were missing some teeth and you were cross-eyed!! (in the tiny picture it looks like that) i apologize for my dog train comment!. have a nice pruney day sir!.
Comebacks for people like him:
GREAT COMEBACK’S FOR RUDE PEOPLE…
1!. Shouldn't a guy with your IQ have a low voice too!?
2!. After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest!.
3!. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!.
4!. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice!.
5!. You are as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker!.
6!. You've got diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas!.
7!. I wonder whether you'd still be an idiot if you'd had enough oxygen at birth!?
8!. Don't feel bad!. A lot of people have no talent!.
9!. Your job must be to spread ignorance!.
10!. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be left out alone!.
11!. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you!?
12!. You should need a license to be that ugly!.
13!. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down!.
14!. Every boy has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!.
15!. Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ***!.
16!. You have the IQ of lint!.
17!. You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot!.
18!. You are living proof that man can live without a brain!.
19!. People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity!.
20!. I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening!.
21!. I don't consider you a vulture!. I consider you something a vulture would eat!.
22!. I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you!.
23!. I know you're a self-made man!. It's nice of you to take the blame!.
24!. I know you're not as stupid as you look!. Nobody could be!.
25!. I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck!. Now I have a much lower opinion of you!.
26!. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***!.
27!. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!.
28!. If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you!.
29!. If I wanted to hear from an ***, I'd fart!.
30!. If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!.
31!. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying!.
32!. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance!.
33!. It is mind over matter!. I don't mind, because you don't matter!.
34!. I've come across decomposing bodies that are less offensive than you are!.
35!. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!.
36!. Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm!.
37!. Ordinarily people live and learn!. You just live!.
38!. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing!. After all, you have inferiority!
39!. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others!.
40!. Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs!. I stuck up for the pigs!.
41!. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family!.
42!. We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough!.
43!. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God!.
44!. When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down!.
45!. When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much!.
46!. When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
47!. You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ***!.
48!. You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk!.
49!. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified!.
50!. Aren't you the poster child for birth control!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answer I got first:
? then they combined all the aforementioned dogs and they ran a train on your mum and that's how you arrived here and snapped that fantastic picture of yourself in that avitar!! cheerios!.
o 27 minutes ago
Source(s):
whoops, i clicked your avitar and seen that you were in fact an older gentleman!.!.!.!.!. i swear it looked like you had a do-rag on your head, you were missing some teeth and you were cross-eyed!! (in the tiny picture it looks like that) i apologize for my dog train comment!. have a nice pruney day sir!.
Comebacks for people like him:
GREAT COMEBACK’S FOR RUDE PEOPLE…
1!. Shouldn't a guy with your IQ have a low voice too!?
2!. After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest!.
3!. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!.
4!. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice!.
5!. You are as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker!.
6!. You've got diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas!.
7!. I wonder whether you'd still be an idiot if you'd had enough oxygen at birth!?
8!. Don't feel bad!. A lot of people have no talent!.
9!. Your job must be to spread ignorance!.
10!. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be left out alone!.
11!. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you!?
12!. You should need a license to be that ugly!.
13!. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down!.
14!. Every boy has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!.
15!. Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ***!.
16!. You have the IQ of lint!.
17!. You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot!.
18!. You are living proof that man can live without a brain!.
19!. People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity!.
20!. I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening!.
21!. I don't consider you a vulture!. I consider you something a vulture would eat!.
22!. I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you!.
23!. I know you're a self-made man!. It's nice of you to take the blame!.
24!. I know you're not as stupid as you look!. Nobody could be!.
25!. I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck!. Now I have a much lower opinion of you!.
26!. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***!.
27!. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!.
28!. If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you!.
29!. If I wanted to hear from an ***, I'd fart!.
30!. If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!.
31!. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying!.
32!. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance!.
33!. It is mind over matter!. I don't mind, because you don't matter!.
34!. I've come across decomposing bodies that are less offensive than you are!.
35!. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!.
36!. Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm!.
37!. Ordinarily people live and learn!. You just live!.
38!. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing!. After all, you have inferiority!
39!. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others!.
40!. Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs!. I stuck up for the pigs!.
41!. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family!.
42!. We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough!.
43!. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God!.
44!. When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down!.
45!. When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much!.
46!. When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
47!. You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ***!.
48!. You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk!.
49!. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified!.
50!. Aren't you the poster child for birth control!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well said! And a good question to ask these!.!.!.oh so unhappy people!.!.!."Do you know what I like about you!?"!.!.!.Well, let's see!.!.!.absolutely nothing!" I know, I know!.!.!.it's an oldie!.!.!.but I still like it!
I have a friend, his name is Jake!.!.!.
And I read his mail first!.!.!.
As soon as I'm awake!.!.
On those days, when my mood's not so great!.!.
I know it will change!.!.
When I hear from Jake!
Okay, I know I am not a poet!.!.but I dedicate this to you Jake my friend!.!.hope you like it!!!
Get em Jake!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a friend, his name is Jake!.!.!.
And I read his mail first!.!.!.
As soon as I'm awake!.!.
On those days, when my mood's not so great!.!.
I know it will change!.!.
When I hear from Jake!
Okay, I know I am not a poet!.!.but I dedicate this to you Jake my friend!.!.hope you like it!!!
Get em Jake!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Roflmao!.!.!.!.great comebacks!.!.!!!.!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
So far I think I have been lucky but I read MANY of the idiotic comments on here!. Star for you and your come backsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones!
Go Get "Em Jake!
I like number 42 for this situation!
Want me to go get him for you!? grrrr
Me thinks we need to make a certain little mama's boy eat a little crow for breakfast!. What a way to start the week!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go Get "Em Jake!
I like number 42 for this situation!
Want me to go get him for you!? grrrr
Me thinks we need to make a certain little mama's boy eat a little crow for breakfast!. What a way to start the week!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha good comebacks mate hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice comebacks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent come backs Jake!. Do you mind if i use some of them!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
what about
"everybody's gifted, some just open the package sooner"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"everybody's gifted, some just open the package sooner"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Welcome to my world Jake!.I got one yesterday calling me a ugly name, just because I said I bought American made goods!. I just answered back with a thank you!. wish I had, this list LOL thanks!.I'll be ready next time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, man, 1-20, were the funniest things I've ever read!! 11 is the best!! Thanks! LOL!!
-MelWww@Enter-QA@Com
-MelWww@Enter-QA@Com
These are just what I have been looking for mate Do you mind if I use some on these silly little people & as you say cowards who have a dig at me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I always love funny lists!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao excellent you have made my day !.!.!.lol glad we were both grumpy and then connected on here now I get to see your wonderful sense of humor lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMBO!. Soooooo funny I am going to use some of these!. You are Just so funny!.( Wow what jerks by the way!.) xx Sugar bugWww@Enter-QA@Com
good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Give
'em hell
Jake!Www@Enter-QA@Com
'em hell
Jake!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you tell em jake,were all behind you,this is sooo entertaining,will be using lots of those comebacks myself,and remember,he who laughs last,laughs the longest,go for it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LM(_!_)O!!! Absolutely GENIUS!!! You have done it again, Fred!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'll have to remember some of these!.!.!.!.why would anyone want to be so mean to you!? that makes me soo mad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha number three is brilliant!!
Nice work yet again (=Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice work yet again (=Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are very appropiate for some of the people on here!. Well done Jake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lololol!.!.!.love #4!.!.!.!.!.i know many people that i would love to tell that on a daily basics !.!.!.!.!.!.hahaha!.=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.nice!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com