Are u a lawyer?!
Question: Are u a lawyer!?
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues!. As he opened the door, a
truck came along, and completely tore off the driver's door! The
attorney immediately grabbed his cell phone, hit speed dial for 911, and had a
policeman there in 3 minutes!.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically!. He had just picked up the Lexus the day before,
and now it would never be the same, no matter how good a job the body
shop does!.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief!. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said!. " You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else!."
"How can you say such a thing!?" he responded indignantly!.
The cop replied, "You didn't even notice that your left arm is missing
from the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit
you!."
"OH, NO!" screamed the lawyer in shock!. "Where is my Rolex!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues!. As he opened the door, a
truck came along, and completely tore off the driver's door! The
attorney immediately grabbed his cell phone, hit speed dial for 911, and had a
policeman there in 3 minutes!.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically!. He had just picked up the Lexus the day before,
and now it would never be the same, no matter how good a job the body
shop does!.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief!. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said!. " You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else!."
"How can you say such a thing!?" he responded indignantly!.
The cop replied, "You didn't even notice that your left arm is missing
from the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit
you!."
"OH, NO!" screamed the lawyer in shock!. "Where is my Rolex!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny !.!.and no im a copWww@Enter-QA@Com
EXCELLENT! Gold Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol,lol,lol,lol,,,,,,,,,,cant stop laughing!.
tooo goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
tooo goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Them dumbazz lawyers!
A good one, have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A good one, have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A jolly good 'lawyer joke'!. Cheers!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahahahahha, very VERY funny!.
Stupid lawyers!.!.!. they make me annoyed, GRRRRRR!
surprised he didn't try and sue the lorry driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid lawyers!.!.!. they make me annoyed, GRRRRRR!
surprised he didn't try and sue the lorry driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
u hav earned da first chuckle of da DAY AWARD ,good stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am not a lawyer!.
This is not a Jello joke!.!.!.!.
I need ice cream with mine
My lawyer lost his watch in the Jello!.!.!.
Nice surprise for someone!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
hagd??
?????Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is not a Jello joke!.!.!.!.
I need ice cream with mine
My lawyer lost his watch in the Jello!.!.!.
Nice surprise for someone!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
hagd??
?????Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is very good!. Well worth a star and thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com