Is this really the worlds best joke..A couple hunters are out in the woods when !
Question: Is this really the worlds best joke!.!.A couple hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls!?
to the ground!. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head!. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services!. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy!. I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. The guy's voice comes back on the line!. He says: "OK, now what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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it is REALLY funny!!
not sure if its the worlds best joke but it could be in the top10!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not sure if its the worlds best joke but it could be in the top10!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard that one before, but it is amusing!.
How about this one with similar theme!?
A couple of hunters (I heard Texas Aggies, but you can substitute any other group not known for their intelligence!) were hunting!. Fast forward a bit to the frantic 911 call!. "Oh, man, I accidentally mistook my buddy for a deer--I must have gotten buck fever or something--please hurry!" Fast forward again to the paramedics and game wardens arriving, too late to save the buddy and explaining to his distraught friend!.!.!.!."Well, if you hadn't skinned and gutted him like that he might have had a chance!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about this one with similar theme!?
A couple of hunters (I heard Texas Aggies, but you can substitute any other group not known for their intelligence!) were hunting!. Fast forward a bit to the frantic 911 call!. "Oh, man, I accidentally mistook my buddy for a deer--I must have gotten buck fever or something--please hurry!" Fast forward again to the paramedics and game wardens arriving, too late to save the buddy and explaining to his distraught friend!.!.!.!."Well, if you hadn't skinned and gutted him like that he might have had a chance!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
it is really goooooooooooooooooooood
one for u too
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what!.!.!.!.!.
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends!.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch!. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich!.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore!?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it!."
"Why!?" he asked!.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said!.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt!.
He looked and said, "That's right!. You are! !? Better not eat any more chicken!."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter!. He said
to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!
She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
one for u too
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what!.!.!.!.!.
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends!.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch!. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich!.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore!?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it!."
"Why!?" he asked!.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said!.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt!.
He looked and said, "That's right!. You are! !? Better not eat any more chicken!."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter!. He said
to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!
She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no its really not the worlds funniest joke!. its not funny at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com