Little Tony?!
Question: Little Tony!?
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another!. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you!. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat!."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old!."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time!?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f u c k i n g business!.
Flies:
A woman walks into her house one day and finds her husband stealthaly walking around the house with a flyswatter!. She asks, "what are you doing"!?!. He replies,"killin flies"!. She then asks, " well how many have you gotten"!? The husband says, " five, two male and three female!." The wife then asks," how in the heck do you know the difference between them!?" To which the husband replies, " two were on my beer and the others were on the phone!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old!."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time!?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f u c k i n g business!.
Flies:
A woman walks into her house one day and finds her husband stealthaly walking around the house with a flyswatter!. She asks, "what are you doing"!?!. He replies,"killin flies"!. She then asks, " well how many have you gotten"!? The husband says, " five, two male and three female!." The wife then asks," how in the heck do you know the difference between them!?" To which the husband replies, " two were on my beer and the others were on the phone!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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