Joke Challenge????!
Question: Joke Challenge!?!?!?!?
Lets see which country has the best humor, why not write a joke and then leave what country your from, I think the English have the best humor so prove me wrong if you can!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
australia
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback!. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep!. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch!.
Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar!. "What the hell!" the tourist cried, "what the hell's going on here!? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar!"
"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback!. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep!. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch!.
Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar!. "What the hell!" the tourist cried, "what the hell's going on here!? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar!"
"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"Www@Enter-QA@Com
''If an Englishman gets run down by a truck, he apologizes to the truck!.'' ~ EnglandWww@Enter-QA@Com
two chuck norrises were walking through the forest when they came upon some nuns or something!. the nuns started taking hostages i think, and the first chuck norris turns to the other and says, "whoa!?!"
the first chuck norris leaped at the nuns with an arsenal of flying roundhouse boot kicks and tit slaps and what-not!. the nuns wasted that chuck norris!. so there was only one left!.
well, he absorbed all the first chuck norris' life force so he drove his boots up a tree and fired it at the first nun and did away with her!. then that chuck norris jumped out of a helicopter and shot in slow motion at the second nun!.
the nun was dodging the bullets and all that when out of nowhere she slipped on a banana peel and her skirt fell off!. so chuck norris threw down his weapon!.!.!.!. i mean took off his boots and surrendered!. or so it seemed!.
the nun came over to stuff chuck norris in her gaping crevise to entomb him forever in her stinky prison!. right before she could make the move he reached in his back pocket and pulled out a mini pair of cowboy boots and threw them on with lightning quick reflexes and kicked the machete out of her hand!.
the machete landed in the black side-kick guy's arm like usual and chuck norris was the winner!. and the townspeople rejoiced!. the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first chuck norris leaped at the nuns with an arsenal of flying roundhouse boot kicks and tit slaps and what-not!. the nuns wasted that chuck norris!. so there was only one left!.
well, he absorbed all the first chuck norris' life force so he drove his boots up a tree and fired it at the first nun and did away with her!. then that chuck norris jumped out of a helicopter and shot in slow motion at the second nun!.
the nun was dodging the bullets and all that when out of nowhere she slipped on a banana peel and her skirt fell off!. so chuck norris threw down his weapon!.!.!.!. i mean took off his boots and surrendered!. or so it seemed!.
the nun came over to stuff chuck norris in her gaping crevise to entomb him forever in her stinky prison!. right before she could make the move he reached in his back pocket and pulled out a mini pair of cowboy boots and threw them on with lightning quick reflexes and kicked the machete out of her hand!.
the machete landed in the black side-kick guy's arm like usual and chuck norris was the winner!. and the townspeople rejoiced!. the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
USA:
A man asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and mad at the same time!. She thinks about it and says, "You have the biggest di(k out of all your friends!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and mad at the same time!. She thinks about it and says, "You have the biggest di(k out of all your friends!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll tell you that ,I was born in Canada but am living in India for 9 years
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter!.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth!. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that!.
'Why!?' my daughter asked!. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied!.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart!.'
I was thinking quickly!. 'All moms know this stuff!. It's on the Mom Test!. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom!.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information!.
'OH!.!.!.I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad!. '
'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter!.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth!. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that!.
'Why!?' my daughter asked!. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied!.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart!.'
I was thinking quickly!. 'All moms know this stuff!. It's on the Mom Test!. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom!.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information!.
'OH!.!.!.I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad!. '
'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I live in America!.
Why was 6 afraid of 7!?
Cause 7 ate 9 then threw it up on 6 cause 7 was a bulimic and it was a sloppy 69 then 4 came in and said WTF and then 7 ate 4 and threw it up on 6 and it was a 69 threesome with 4!.
Another Joke!?
Two men walk into a bar, one was salted!.!.!.!.nuf said!.
you want another one!?!?!? Ok one more :)
A Yellow cat walked up to blue dog and said meow!. The dog said wtf!. Then the owner came out and was like what did you say *****!. You want some!. and a Canadian guy came in and was like how do you do and then the Mexican horse rode up with an italian but really it was a German because Italians donnt have horses then he said OMG did you see that!? WTF said the black turtle!. One was salted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why was 6 afraid of 7!?
Cause 7 ate 9 then threw it up on 6 cause 7 was a bulimic and it was a sloppy 69 then 4 came in and said WTF and then 7 ate 4 and threw it up on 6 and it was a 69 threesome with 4!.
Another Joke!?
Two men walk into a bar, one was salted!.!.!.!.nuf said!.
you want another one!?!?!? Ok one more :)
A Yellow cat walked up to blue dog and said meow!. The dog said wtf!. Then the owner came out and was like what did you say *****!. You want some!. and a Canadian guy came in and was like how do you do and then the Mexican horse rode up with an italian but really it was a German because Italians donnt have horses then he said OMG did you see that!? WTF said the black turtle!. One was salted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com