Elephant jokes?!
Question: Elephant jokes!?
Why do Elephants have wrinkly skin!?
Have you ever tried ironing one!?
What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street!?
Hey there's four elephants walking up the street!.
What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street wearing sunglasses!?
Nothing, He didn't recognise them!.
Why mustn't you go in the Jungle between 8 and 9 pm!?
Cos that's when The elephants play leap frog!.
Why are pygmies so small!?
They went into the jungle between 8 and 9 pm!.
What are the Black bits in betwwen elephants toenails!?
Pygmies that couldn't get out of the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you ever tried ironing one!?
What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street!?
Hey there's four elephants walking up the street!.
What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street wearing sunglasses!?
Nothing, He didn't recognise them!.
Why mustn't you go in the Jungle between 8 and 9 pm!?
Cos that's when The elephants play leap frog!.
Why are pygmies so small!?
They went into the jungle between 8 and 9 pm!.
What are the Black bits in betwwen elephants toenails!?
Pygmies that couldn't get out of the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hey, I never knew what the black things were! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!. 2 piontsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats good! Never heard it before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not going to win any awards, but I had a giggle - thx!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. funny!. i like them!. here have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is very cute!.!.!.!. I love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
goooooood ooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!. i m countering one pilot joke:'
This is Captain Anthonyr speaking!. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602!. 'If you look out of the windows on the side of the plane, you will observe that both engines are on fire!. If you look out the windows on the other side you can see that the wing has fallen off!. If you look towards the ocean you will see three people waving from a bright yellow lifeboat!. That's me, the co-pilot and one of the stewardesses!. This is a recorded message!. Have a good flight!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is Captain Anthonyr speaking!. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602!. 'If you look out of the windows on the side of the plane, you will observe that both engines are on fire!. If you look out the windows on the other side you can see that the wing has fallen off!. If you look towards the ocean you will see three people waving from a bright yellow lifeboat!. That's me, the co-pilot and one of the stewardesses!. This is a recorded message!. Have a good flight!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that's funny!. i've never heard of it b4 thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny!. i've never heard of it b4 thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
I now know more about elephants than I did this morning!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
How does an elephant get down from a tree!?
He sits on a leaf and waits until autumn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He sits on a leaf and waits until autumn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice ones for children :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like it-StarWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.very good and well worth a StarWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com