Elephant jokes?!


Question: Elephant jokes!?
Why do Elephants have wrinkly skin!?
Have you ever tried ironing one!?

What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street!?
Hey there's four elephants walking up the street!.

What did paddy say when he saw four elephants walking up the street wearing sunglasses!?
Nothing, He didn't recognise them!.

Why mustn't you go in the Jungle between 8 and 9 pm!?
Cos that's when The elephants play leap frog!.

Why are pygmies so small!?
They went into the jungle between 8 and 9 pm!.

What are the Black bits in betwwen elephants toenails!?
Pygmies that couldn't get out of the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Hey, I never knew what the black things were! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow!.!.!. 2 piontsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thats good! Never heard it before!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not going to win any awards, but I had a giggle - thx!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. funny!. i like them!. here have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

so not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It is very cute!.!.!.!. I love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

goooooood ooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!. i m countering one pilot joke:'

This is Captain Anthonyr speaking!. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602!. 'If you look out of the windows on the side of the plane, you will observe that both engines are on fire!. If you look out the windows on the other side you can see that the wing has fallen off!. If you look towards the ocean you will see three people waving from a bright yellow lifeboat!. That's me, the co-pilot and one of the stewardesses!. This is a recorded message!. Have a good flight!'Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA
that's funny!. i've never heard of it b4 thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

I now know more about elephants than I did this morning!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

How does an elephant get down from a tree!?

He sits on a leaf and waits until autumn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice ones for children :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Like it-StarWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.very good and well worth a StarWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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