~whoever sent this to me, I thought it was funny anyone else?~?!
Question: ~whoever sent this to me, I thought it was funny anyone else!?~!?
A blond Writes Back:
For all you (especially men) who like to send blond jokes, it's payback!.!.!.
*How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes!?
Both of them!.
*Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg!?
They don't stop and ask for directions!.
*What do men and sperm have in common!?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being!.
*How does a man show that he is planning for the future!?
He buys two cases of beer!.
*Why are blond jokes so short!?
So men can remember them!.
*How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper!?
We don't know; it has never happened!.
*what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night!?
A widow!.
*How are men and parking spots alike!?
Good ones are always taken!.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short!.
*Man says"God, why did you make woman beautiful!?"
God says: "So you would love her!."
man says, "why did you make her dumb!?"
God says: "So she would love you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
For all you (especially men) who like to send blond jokes, it's payback!.!.!.
*How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes!?
Both of them!.
*Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg!?
They don't stop and ask for directions!.
*What do men and sperm have in common!?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being!.
*How does a man show that he is planning for the future!?
He buys two cases of beer!.
*Why are blond jokes so short!?
So men can remember them!.
*How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper!?
We don't know; it has never happened!.
*what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night!?
A widow!.
*How are men and parking spots alike!?
Good ones are always taken!.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short!.
*Man says"God, why did you make woman beautiful!?"
God says: "So you would love her!."
man says, "why did you make her dumb!?"
God says: "So she would love you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lmao haha yep i agree it sounds funny !.!. although i must say it kinda sounds like the person who sent it to you had pms because its just one burn after another lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry!. Its too long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!
those are really good-- refreshing after all those stereotypical mysoganist blond jokes!. star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
those are really good-- refreshing after all those stereotypical mysoganist blond jokes!. star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, I didn't get any of them since I'm a man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow so weak!.!.!.!.!. except the last that woz kinda gdWww@Enter-QA@Com
L0L!.!.
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right on i loved it !.!.!.that was awsome !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz exect the dumb part!.!.!. i'm notWww@Enter-QA@Com
rofl!.!.very good!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. Payback for you men!. get it to 'em good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, that was pretty funny!
About timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
About timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
The last one is gay!. God is a guy himself otherwise he'd be called Goddess!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!. So what did the funny girl with two black eyes say!? Nothing! You done told her twice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i luv thos ime gonna send this 2 som frends
after i get those 2 casesWww@Enter-QA@Com
after i get those 2 casesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like them alot! : )
here is one:
how many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
100: one to do it and 99 to here him brag about it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
here is one:
how many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
100: one to do it and 99 to here him brag about it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha iv heard some of these before but theyr still goodWww@Enter-QA@Com