Another classic aussie joke please rate it..In the north of Australia is a place!
Question: Another classic aussie joke please rate it!.!.In the north of Australia is a place called Queensland,!?
which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough!.
This posh pommie (English) bloke is traveling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle and is caught in a huge tropical storm!.
He sees a sign, which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road!. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat!.
Anyway, the locals hardly even look up from their beers as he walks in, dripping wet, and heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice!.
The barman gives him the worst scotch he has ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is!. The barman tells him it is outside!.
So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of crap, one much bigger than the other!. So the pommie walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was clearly unmanageable!.
He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head!.
Well the poor pommie turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand!.
"What!.!. What is going on!?" Stammers the poor pommie!.
The huge Aussie responds, "Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
This posh pommie (English) bloke is traveling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle and is caught in a huge tropical storm!.
He sees a sign, which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road!. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat!.
Anyway, the locals hardly even look up from their beers as he walks in, dripping wet, and heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice!.
The barman gives him the worst scotch he has ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is!. The barman tells him it is outside!.
So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of crap, one much bigger than the other!. So the pommie walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was clearly unmanageable!.
He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head!.
Well the poor pommie turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand!.
"What!.!. What is going on!?" Stammers the poor pommie!.
The huge Aussie responds, "Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haha love it!
I'm an Aussie myself; north coast in NSW!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm an Aussie myself; north coast in NSW!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow, i think thats actually the least funny joke i've ever heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so the man goes over and takes a dump in the conan the barbarian!. hahahaha (just kidding, maybe)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I live in Australia- Perth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny i'm in melbourneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thank You For Explaining What A Pomme Is Mate But If He's A Posh English Bloke, How Does He Know What A Dunny Is And Why Did You Feel The Need To Explain To Aussies What "Aussies" Call A Toilet!?
Maybe Without The (English) And (Toilet) It Might Have Got A lol, Even From An English Bloke Living In NSW (Sydney) Mate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe Without The (English) And (Toilet) It Might Have Got A lol, Even From An English Bloke Living In NSW (Sydney) Mate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com