What does this mean...A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my!


Question: What does this mean!.!.!.A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire!."!?
"And what was he before you married him!." Asked the friend!. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire"!.

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A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to get busy!. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms!?"
His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them!."

Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that!?"

"Yeah, once or twice," he told her!.

"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before!?" she asked!.

"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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lol very funny both of them
ha ha ha ha ha
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Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yeah good one

A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now!. So the Dr!. took down all of her medical history,a process that took quite a while!. At the end, the woman says, "You see, Dr Smyth while I've been sitting here talking to you I've broken wind five times, but there's no sound and no smell!." At this point, the Dr!. scribbled something on a pad, ripped off a sheet and handed it to the woman!. "What's this!?" she asked, "some pills!?" "No", replied Dr Smyth, "that is a prescription for a hearing aid: come in next week, and we'll operate on your nose!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaah~!! i like the second joke though its kinda sad, but its funny XD lol i think maybe the first one means like she spent so much money that it made her husband go down to being only a millionaire and not a multi-millionaire anymore!. wow!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

great jokes!. Post more pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats so sad i would have socked him and took the condomsWww@Enter-QA@Com

hmmm okWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahah im a bit slow but thats funny the lying bit hahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

They're too complicated to explain but I get them, and they're funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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