Hey, I just got a violation for an innocent joke so.............?!
Question: Hey, I just got a violation for an innocent joke so!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better!.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments!?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living!.'
'Can you give us an example!?'
'Thou shall not kill!.'
'Not kill!? We're not interested!.'
So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments!.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother!.'
'Father!? We don't know who our fathers are!. We're not interested!.'
Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments!.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal!.'
'Not steal!? We're not interested!.'
Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments!.'
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery!.'
'Not commit adultery!? We're not interested!.'
Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments!.'
'Commandments!?' They said, 'How much are they!?'
'They're free!.'
'We'll take 10!.'
There, that should offend just about everybody!Www@Enter-QA@Com
God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better!.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments!?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living!.'
'Can you give us an example!?'
'Thou shall not kill!.'
'Not kill!? We're not interested!.'
So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments!.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother!.'
'Father!? We don't know who our fathers are!. We're not interested!.'
Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments!.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal!.'
'Not steal!? We're not interested!.'
Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments!.'
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery!.'
'Not commit adultery!? We're not interested!.'
Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments!.'
'Commandments!?' They said, 'How much are they!?'
'They're free!.'
'We'll take 10!.'
There, that should offend just about everybody!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Freedom of speech should have been the first commandment
Well done !!!!!!!
It did not offend me !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well done !!!!!!!
It did not offend me !Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha i like it!.!. sounds bout right!.!.!. I'm not offendedWww@Enter-QA@Com
wierd!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
answer mine plllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssse http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.
thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
answer mine plllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssse http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.
thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Has you said,,,It should offend about everybody,,,,,you answered ,,,your own Question,,,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh what about the americans and english you didnt offend themWww@Enter-QA@Com
very cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! That's worth losing 10 points for!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Full of topics, but still cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!.!.!. then God went to the Belgians!.
"I have Commandments for you"
The Belgians said, "We are only open for business from 9 to 12!. Not open on Saturday, Sunday, rainy days, Catholic holidays, minor little historic holidays, Mondays, and we always make a 4 day weekend whenever possible with the above days!.
Come back when we are not so busy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I have Commandments for you"
The Belgians said, "We are only open for business from 9 to 12!. Not open on Saturday, Sunday, rainy days, Catholic holidays, minor little historic holidays, Mondays, and we always make a 4 day weekend whenever possible with the above days!.
Come back when we are not so busy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't want to admit it but it's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and then moses drove his ark to the americans and said, "i have commandments"
the americans said, "booom" (they shot moses for being different!.
so moses ghost went to the english and said in a spooky halloween voice, " ooooh we have commmmmandments"
and the english said, " what are they!?!?"
the flying dutchmoses said, " thou shalt brush your teeth!.!.!.!."
the english said, "no thanks" then proceeded to hate americans for being neanderthals!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the americans said, "booom" (they shot moses for being different!.
so moses ghost went to the english and said in a spooky halloween voice, " ooooh we have commmmmandments"
and the english said, " what are they!?!?"
the flying dutchmoses said, " thou shalt brush your teeth!.!.!.!."
the english said, "no thanks" then proceeded to hate americans for being neanderthals!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes very good
no violations will be received for this one,
But There was 11 commandments!.
the last one being
Man - Thou shall never understand women lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
no violations will be received for this one,
But There was 11 commandments!.
the last one being
Man - Thou shall never understand women lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Enjoyed reading that,,,and no way offended,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then he went to the chinese, they said "if it aint seaweed or soggy rice we dont want nothin to do with it"
The indians started singin and dancing and recording it,
the canadians said "we are little girls eh, get us safer bacon",
the scottish said, "you will never take our freedooomm!!!", the russians said, "quit -stalin- and leave already", the americans just wanted food and sex but no rules, the british are just plain stupid, the australians said "check mate", the satanist just laughed really evil, the dominicans had no food, the africans couldnt understand god, the iraquis smell funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The indians started singin and dancing and recording it,
the canadians said "we are little girls eh, get us safer bacon",
the scottish said, "you will never take our freedooomm!!!", the russians said, "quit -stalin- and leave already", the americans just wanted food and sex but no rules, the british are just plain stupid, the australians said "check mate", the satanist just laughed really evil, the dominicans had no food, the africans couldnt understand god, the iraquis smell funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
looks like you ran about somebody without humour, honey!.!.!.
that one's old, but still funny!.!.!. *gg*Www@Enter-QA@Com
that one's old, but still funny!.!.!. *gg*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clearly you are not the least bit racist!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you hate everybody regardless of race , creed or colour!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA!.!.!.!.!.Anyone who reports you for this are idiots!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle and no i was not offened!. av a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good stuff!. lol
keep 'em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
keep 'em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
It insulted the french so im happy hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
its cute but its disrespectiong GOD!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com