Divorce??!!?!
Question: Divorce!?!?!!!?
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl!. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him!.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds!?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
P: It made of concrete!.
L: I don't think you understand!. Does either of you have a real grudge!?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one!.
L: I mean!. What are your relations like!?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
L: Does your wife beat you up!?
P: No, I always up before her!.
L: Is your wife a ******!?
P: No, she white!.
L: Why do you want this divorce!?
P: She going to kill me!.
L: What makes you think that!?
P: I got proof!.
L: What kind of proof!?
P: She going to poison me…!.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom!. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds!?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
P: It made of concrete!.
L: I don't think you understand!. Does either of you have a real grudge!?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one!.
L: I mean!. What are your relations like!?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
L: Does your wife beat you up!?
P: No, I always up before her!.
L: Is your wife a ******!?
P: No, she white!.
L: Why do you want this divorce!?
P: She going to kill me!.
L: What makes you think that!?
P: I got proof!.
L: What kind of proof!?
P: She going to poison me…!.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom!. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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they will all be saying
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will you PLEASE send me a copy of your book
or wherever you are getting these from
for the time being while i am waiting for your book
if i am going to die
i want it to be while i am reading these
then it will get all my b'stard relations in a sorry state
and ringing each other questioning each other as to what was wrong with me
they will all be saying
the old b'stard he died with a smile on his faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
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