The gift of life??!
Question: The gift of life!?!?
There is a statue of a naked man and woman!.
One day an angel comes down and says ' Once every 1000 years I give the Gift of Life to a statue, this time I choose you!. But be careful the life only lasts for 1/2 an hour!!'
The angel waves his wings over the statue and the pair come to life!. They head straight for some bushes near by, and disappear behind the branches!. The angel sees the bushes moving and waving and then hears grunts, gasps, moans and groans coming from them!.
'Wow ' thinks the angel 'those 2 are really going for it, I'm glad I made the right choice' But after only 15 Min's the pair come out of the bushes and head back to the statue base!.
'Hang on' says the angel' you have only used 1/2 your time, you will never get another chance, make the most of it!'
The woman looks at the man, 'ok ' she says, ' but this time YOU catch the pigeon, and I'LL sh*t on it'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day an angel comes down and says ' Once every 1000 years I give the Gift of Life to a statue, this time I choose you!. But be careful the life only lasts for 1/2 an hour!!'
The angel waves his wings over the statue and the pair come to life!. They head straight for some bushes near by, and disappear behind the branches!. The angel sees the bushes moving and waving and then hears grunts, gasps, moans and groans coming from them!.
'Wow ' thinks the angel 'those 2 are really going for it, I'm glad I made the right choice' But after only 15 Min's the pair come out of the bushes and head back to the statue base!.
'Hang on' says the angel' you have only used 1/2 your time, you will never get another chance, make the most of it!'
The woman looks at the man, 'ok ' she says, ' but this time YOU catch the pigeon, and I'LL sh*t on it'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
woo woo woo
another one
i knew i should have left these jokes till in the morning
to read
to brighten the start to my day
but hey i missed you this morning so could not wait
now i am going to be up all night laughing
never mind at least i will be happyWww@Enter-QA@Com
another one
i knew i should have left these jokes till in the morning
to read
to brighten the start to my day
but hey i missed you this morning so could not wait
now i am going to be up all night laughing
never mind at least i will be happyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Like it! Stop pollution - eat a pigeon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao haha poor pidgeon but i guess it got what was comin to itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Groan!.!.!.!.it had me goin` there for a minute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haa haa!. Preserve Wildlife pickle a squirrelWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg! this is so funny!.!.!.!.!.!.lmao! funny joke! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Revenge is Sweet lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL im laughing my head is topsy haha have a STARWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha funny!. STAR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Revenge for all those years, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers, still smiling!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Revenge for all those years, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers, still smiling!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com