Want to try something new in Tesco?? True story??...?!
Question: Want to try something new in Tesco!?!? True story!?!?!.!.!.!?
For all the guys who ever get dragged round Tesco against their will and perhaps some of the girls, should try a few of these too - may liven things up…
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping!. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Wigan :
Dear Mrs!. Carter,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Wigan is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics!.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1!. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking!.
2!. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals!.
3!. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle!.
4!. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares!.!.!.!.!. and watched what happened!.
5!. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area!.
6!. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove!.
7!. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"
8!. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it!.
9!. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were situated!.
10!. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the theme tune from "Mission Impossible"
11!. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels!.
12!. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13!. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!."
And; last, but not least:
14!. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store ManagerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping!. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Wigan :
Dear Mrs!. Carter,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Wigan is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics!.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1!. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking!.
2!. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals!.
3!. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle!.
4!. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares!.!.!.!.!. and watched what happened!.
5!. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area!.
6!. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove!.
7!. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone!?"
8!. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it!.
9!. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were situated!.
10!. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the theme tune from "Mission Impossible"
11!. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels!.
12!. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13!. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!."
And; last, but not least:
14!. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store ManagerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
What a lunatic, lol!.!!!
Brilliant again Melly!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers lady!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a lunatic, lol!.!!!
Brilliant again Melly!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers lady!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't care if that's true or not!. It made me laugh out loud!
Thank you for sharing it!. Now, I wonder if Mrs Sceptic needs a lift to Tesco tomorrow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you for sharing it!. Now, I wonder if Mrs Sceptic needs a lift to Tesco tomorrow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That had me crying with laughter!.
I'd love to meet a feller like him, life would never be boring again!.
Just read it to my son who used to work in a supermarket!. He was doubled up laughing!. Thanx for sharing it!.
I'll share a quick tale with you!.
My ex and I were shopping and a woman was following us and listening to our conversation!.
My ex was so fed up he said to me;
'I can't wait to get you home and rip your thong off'
The woman was all ears waiting to hear what else he was going to do to me, so he added;
'The string is going right up my bum!.'
The woman's face was a picture!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd love to meet a feller like him, life would never be boring again!.
Just read it to my son who used to work in a supermarket!. He was doubled up laughing!. Thanx for sharing it!.
I'll share a quick tale with you!.
My ex and I were shopping and a woman was following us and listening to our conversation!.
My ex was so fed up he said to me;
'I can't wait to get you home and rip your thong off'
The woman was all ears waiting to hear what else he was going to do to me, so he added;
'The string is going right up my bum!.'
The woman's face was a picture!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOOOO
funniest thing ever is it really true!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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funniest thing ever is it really true!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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very very funny will have to try some of them my self just hope the wife see's the funny side lmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is absolutely brilliant!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
god that's the best laugh I've had in ages here have a star and am still got a grin on my faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUSSSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Fantastic - just hope my husband doesn't read this, he is bad enough when we go shopping without any new ideas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha iv heard some of these b4Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, that is so cute :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg im crying right now that was sooo good esp the tomato juice one :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
that should come with a health warning! causes severely restricted breathing and involuntary crying!!!
thats hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
well i never
at least the last one was wrong as i took my own toilet paper inWww@Enter-QA@Com
at least the last one was wrong as i took my own toilet paper inWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was brilliant you should be on stage for that!.!.!. i might try some of those things !? in fact i willWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is brilliant, made me laugh!.
I will NOT be showing to my partner though, i know he would just have to try some of those out for himself, might show it to a few of his friends though so they can cause havoc instead!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will NOT be showing to my partner though, i know he would just have to try some of those out for himself, might show it to a few of his friends though so they can cause havoc instead!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com