If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front do!
Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first!?
A: The Dog of course!.!.!.at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman!?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you!.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter!?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth!.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women!?
A: Hangovers will go away!.
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch!?
A: You don't!.!.!.there's a clock on the oven!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it!.
Test !.Are you male or female!?
For the answer, look down!!!
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman!?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you!.
Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter!?
A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth!.
Q: Why are hangovers better than women!?
A: Hangovers will go away!.
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch!?
A: You don't!.!.!.there's a clock on the oven!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it!.
Test !.Are you male or female!?
For the answer, look down!!!
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Answers:
Women are like guns eh!? =]
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lmao!.
cute jokes Conan!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmao!.
cute jokes Conan!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute jokes! Thanks for the smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man, the women are going to be angry! Well they should be in the kitchen cooking and not on the computer anyways!!(sorry gals lol) Why do you think women have smaller feet than men!? So they can stand closer to the stove! (sorry again!.!.!.!.really!.!.!.!.!.!.men are pigs!.!.!.!.!.lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't know whether to be angry and disgusted or laugh!.
grr!.!.!.
i'll choose the first one!.
WTF!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
grr!.!.!.
i'll choose the first one!.
WTF!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lame!. and sexist!.
but the test is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
but the test is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
No one, because the dog really was barking at the wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah i looooovvvee the last one!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, I laughed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!. Possibly the most sexist and stereotypical things I've ever heard!. And if some of you guys really believe a woman only belongs in the kitchen, then maybe you should go where you belong!. The caves!. These aren't the stone ages!. Guys who do think that, stop with the narrow minded, offending, and sexist stereotypes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those were some funny jokes, q&a and test!. Although some people will be offended!.
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