Will this get me in trouble with the wife?!
Question: Will this get me in trouble with the wife!?
The wife got up this morning
feeling very depressed
she said to me
my breasts are sagging
my butt is getting big
and I think I look awful
pay me a compliment to cheer me up
OK I say
theres nothing wrong with your
EyesightWww@Enter-QA@Com
feeling very depressed
she said to me
my breasts are sagging
my butt is getting big
and I think I look awful
pay me a compliment to cheer me up
OK I say
theres nothing wrong with your
EyesightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol!.!.!. i have one 4 u too!.!.!.!.
Too Smart
A first-grade teacher, Ms!. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students!.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem!?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade!. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms!. Brooks had had enough!. She took Harry to the principal's office!. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was!. The principal told Ms!. Brooks he would give the boy a test!. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave!. She agreed!.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test!.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3!?"
Harry: "9"!.
Principal: "What is 6 x 6!?"
Harry: "36"!.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know!.
The principal looks at Ms!. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade!."
Ms!. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions!." The principal and Harry both agreed!.
Ms!. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of!?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs!."
Ms!. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have!?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets!."
Ms!. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into!?" Harry: "Pants"
Ms!. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid!?
Harry: "Coconut!."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open!.
Ms!. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky!?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer!.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms!. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs!?"
Harry: "Shake hands!."
The principal was trembling!.
Ms!. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement!?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade , I got the last seven questions wrong!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Too Smart
A first-grade teacher, Ms!. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students!.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem!?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade!. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms!. Brooks had had enough!. She took Harry to the principal's office!. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was!. The principal told Ms!. Brooks he would give the boy a test!. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave!. She agreed!.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test!.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3!?"
Harry: "9"!.
Principal: "What is 6 x 6!?"
Harry: "36"!.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know!.
The principal looks at Ms!. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade!."
Ms!. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions!." The principal and Harry both agreed!.
Ms!. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of!?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs!."
Ms!. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have!?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets!."
Ms!. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into!?" Harry: "Pants"
Ms!. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid!?
Harry: "Coconut!."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open!.
Ms!. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky!?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer!.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms!. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs!?"
Harry: "Shake hands!."
The principal was trembling!.
Ms!. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement!?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade , I got the last seven questions wrong!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol glad your not my man xWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha ha gold dust!.
Maybe all guys should say this to there Mrs at the same time on the same day!.!.!. and see how many end up with a black eye!!!
I'm gunna use this one thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe all guys should say this to there Mrs at the same time on the same day!.!.!. and see how many end up with a black eye!!!
I'm gunna use this one thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Oh good call!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats an old joke but funny ty xWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg! totally dude! FUNNY THOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Old joke - heard it thousands of times before!.
In real life, the dummy deserves whatever she dishes out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In real life, the dummy deserves whatever she dishes out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. Say she is perfect!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah funyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Old but still raises a smile or two!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I'm surprised you're not brain damaged yet as many times as the missus has had to smack you just in the last few days, I can't imagine how many bludgeons to the noggin' you've taken in the years you've been married to her!.
I loved it!. Kudos and a STAR!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved it!. Kudos and a STAR!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good old oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.typical bloke !!!
Still made me laugh though ! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Still made me laugh though ! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not the best answer you could have given!.Www@Enter-QA@Com