The Dot is missing?!
Question: The Dot is missing!?
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day!. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time!.
She was reluctant to call on little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude!. But, eventually, his turn came!.!.!.!.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down!. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was!.
"It's a period," reported Johnny!.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what's so exciting about a period!?"
"Damned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one!. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom feinted, and the man next door shot himself!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She was reluctant to call on little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude!. But, eventually, his turn came!.!.!.!.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down!. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was!.
"It's a period," reported Johnny!.
"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what's so exciting about a period!?"
"Damned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one!. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom feinted, and the man next door shot himself!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That was really Great!.!.!. Thanks for making me Smile!.
A star 4 u !.!.!. Thanks !.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A star 4 u !.!.!. Thanks !.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! That's good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe thats really funny, because little kids dont get it, and i do!.!.baha ill give you a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolz!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thts so funny!.!.!.!.star 4 u!.!.!.!.~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHA! so sad as well! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey i heard that end bit before but i never new the first bit HAHAH its a good joke !!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That made me smile !Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funny funny funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!! Hahahaha where did you find that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard that b4 but it's still very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
LMAO
THNX FOR THE LAUGHWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
THNX FOR THE LAUGHWww@Enter-QA@Com
good grief!.!.!.!.!.!.a missing period is cause for heart failure!.!.!.!.!.and I have had all my plumbing removed, but the idea of a missing dot gave me a heart pounder for half a sec!.!.!.!.hehehehehehWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's i before e except after c
guess the man next door got the dot between the "i's"!.!.!.!.!.!.
ha ha ha ha
G'Day!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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guess the man next door got the dot between the "i's"!.!.!.!.!.!.
ha ha ha ha
G'Day!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
?????Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahah this has gotta be the 5th little johnny joke!. Theyr all good but little johnny must live a sad life
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com