JOKES HA HA weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!
Question: JOKES HA HA weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter!. The assistant asks the man,
"Is your daughter sexually active!?"
The man replies, "No, she just lies there like her Mother!."
A girl is watching her father shower!.
She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those!?"
He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!"
What's the best thing about having a blind, deaf and dumb daughter!?
You know it will ALWAYS be your little secret!.
A redneck died and left his entire estate to his widow!.
Trouble is, she can't touch it 'til she turns 14!.
Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard!. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air!. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air!. Why are his legs sticking in the air!?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven!."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny!. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mum today!"
"What do you mean!?" said Dad!.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mum flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Is your daughter sexually active!?"
The man replies, "No, she just lies there like her Mother!."
A girl is watching her father shower!.
She points to his penis and says, "Daddy, when will I get one of those!?"
He looks at his watch and says, "When your mother leaves for work!"
What's the best thing about having a blind, deaf and dumb daughter!?
You know it will ALWAYS be your little secret!.
A redneck died and left his entire estate to his widow!.
Trouble is, she can't touch it 'til she turns 14!.
Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard!. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air!. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air!. Why are his legs sticking in the air!?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven!."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny!. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mum today!"
"What do you mean!?" said Dad!.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mum flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao xWww@Enter-QA@Com
sick!. But, the last ones funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha they are funny but some of them are just sick humour, but still hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the fist ones are a bit limp and just sick, but the last ones V!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Suggestion: Next time rather e-mail these kind of jokes to people you think might enjoy them, or sms them via mobile phone !.!.!.!.!. first batch is outright disgusting - watch the news and see what goes on in the world as far as female (and male) children as concerned!. Second one's conclusion spoils a father's attempt to teach the child something good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha! Thanks so much for the laugh!.
I hadn't heard any of those before!.
The father/daughter ones are hilarious!.
My favorite is "What's the best thing about having a blind, deaf and dumb daughter!?
You know it will ALWAYS be your little secret"!.
I laughed so hard when I read that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hadn't heard any of those before!.
The father/daughter ones are hilarious!.
My favorite is "What's the best thing about having a blind, deaf and dumb daughter!?
You know it will ALWAYS be your little secret"!.
I laughed so hard when I read that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one made me smile but the rest are just sick and twisted!.!. not nice at all!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first one quite funny, the rest are a bit too near the mark me old donk'!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last ones funny !!!! all the rest are wierd
wats with the you will get one of those when your mum goes to work !?!?!? what is he suggesting !?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
wats with the you will get one of those when your mum goes to work !?!?!? what is he suggesting !?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bit sick but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol the last one is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love the last one and the "when will i get one of those!?"! really funny!. rofl!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha the last one was mint!. thanks maytee =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny as ***** i will be tell in them in the pub tonight reallygreat jokes mate 10/10 A***Www@Enter-QA@Com